| 300zxgal |
If a steamroller ran over Batman and Robin, what would they be called?...
Flatman and Ribbon?
How do you know if a redneck is at Seaworld?...
I think he's the one with the fishing pole....
What would you call a cow with no legs?...
Ground Beef?...
So where exactly would you find a cow with no legs?...
Exactly where you left it?...
And what would you call a cow with three legs?...
Lean Beef?...
And this is my philosophy...
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life....
Isn't it wierd that I beat 100,000 other sperm?... |
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| 300zxgal |
If a hamburger walked into a bar what would the bartender say?...
Sorry, we don't serve food here?...
I'm not sure but why else would a man with one hand want to cross the street other than to get to the second hand store....
Is it possible to turn something as simple as soup into gold?...
What if you add 24 carrots?...
Gandhi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. Even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. He also was quite a spiritual person. Furthermore, due to his diet, he ended up with very bad breath...
I think maybe he was a super-calloused fragile mystic plagued with
halitosis.
Why did the chicken really cross the road?...
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side!" |
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| 300zxgal |
What do you call a fish without an eye?
A fsh?...
A computer without windows is like a chocolate cake without mustard....
If he had to, would Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?... or would he just declare darkness a standard?...
If a fire hydrant has H2O on the inside, whats on the outside?...
K9P?...
How many straight San Fransiscans does it take to screw in a light bulb?... Both of them?...
Thanks for listening...
so long. |
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| JeepGirl |
quote:
Originally posted by 300zxgal
If he had to, would Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?... or would he just declare darkness a standard?...
Gandhi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. Even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. He also was quite a spiritual person. Furthermore, due to his diet, he ended up with very bad breath...
I think maybe he was a super-calloused fragile mystic plagued with
halitosis.
those are pretty funny!! :lol: |
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| The fish one was awesome.. hahaha |
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| midnite |
quote:
Originally posted by 300zxgal
What do you call a fish without an eye?
A fsh?...
i love this lame joke.. FSHHH!! |
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