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Okay so they probably aren't the originators of the joke, but that's where I heard it. So here goes:
A man and a woman have been married a long time, and they really hate each other. But they stay together for the kids.
The 25th Anniversary rolls around and the guy figures he has to do something nice for the wife. So he buys her a dozen roses, brings them home and gives them to her.
She rolls her eyes, sighs and says "I guess I have to spread my legs tonight".
He says "What's the matter? You don't have a vase?" |
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