| Mekanik22 |
I was in 7-11 picking up my magazines and the guy in front of me ordered 3 packs of cigarettes. So the lady asks the guy "Weren't you here like 1 hour ago and bought 3 packs of cigarettes?" and he says "Yeah, I finished them already. I have a bad addiction" and the lady asks "So you finished 3 packs of cigarettes in 1 hour?" and he then said "Yes, I told you, I have a smoking problem". I was behind him just about ready to laugh while he sat there and made an ass of himself. That lady at 7-11 :owned: that retard.
What was the worst excuse you've ever given someone? or someone given you? |
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| ChromeDragon |
You laugh at someone that's addicted to smoking?
hehe, I'm not too sure that it's stupid, but obviously the guy is buying for the 14 year olds hanging around outside the sev. Stupid kids don't realize that their "looking cool" is going to get their asses fined now, no more smoky if you unda 18!!!
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| MightyMidget |
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Originally posted by ChromeDragon@Jun 1 2003, 01:10 AM
You laugh at someone that's addicted to smoking?
hehe, I'm not too sure that it's stupid, but obviously the guy is buying for the 14 year olds hanging around outside the sev. Stupid kids don't realize that their "looking cool" is going to get their asses fined now, no more smoky if you unda 18!!!
Chromey
damn that means that they will be getting tickets for riding their bikes with no helmets and smoking.....
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| Mekanik22 |
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Originally posted by ChromeDragon@Jun 1 2003, 12:10 AM
You laugh at someone that's addicted to smoking?
No, I was laughing at his excuse. If that was truly his addiction, he'd have to smoke a pack all at once. Know anybody who smokes 20+ cigarettes at one time? I sure don't. :P |
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| bono |
| Well if theres a ticket for " drinking and driving " for adults, will this kiddies have a "smoking and biking " ticket . Besides it's impossible to smoke that much anyhow, 60min 75ciggs you do the math. :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: |
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| Perilous_Enterprises |
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Originally posted by bono@Jun 1 2003, 10:02 PM
Well if theres a ticket for " drinking and driving " for adults, will this kiddies have a "smoking and biking " ticket . Besides it's impossible to smoke that much anyhow, 60min 75ciggs you do the math. :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:
one cigarette per 40sec's.. no problem, every breath would have to be deep, and consist of absolutly no oxygen... It's totally probable...
Bob |
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| bono |
| Ya I guess I should've thought of that, maybe this guy'll be on Guiness Book eh? |
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| Perilous_Enterprises |
| Ya, and that would be such an achievement too .. :P |
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| dc2696 |
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Originally posted by Perilous_Enterprises@Jun 1 2003, 08:30 PM
one cigarette per 40sec's.. no problem, every breath would have to be deep, and consist of absolutly no oxygen... It's totally probable...
Bob
my brother could do it, I got faith in his smoking capabilities :bigthumbup: |
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