| Wow, just wow. - Click HERE for Original Thread |
| Cyanide Ride |
I'm standing in a T intersection waiting to cross, a blue cobalt coming on my right stops for me and before I start moving, I look left.
A black older sunfire is driving very fast and doesn't stop for me so I have to take a step back. The guy in the cobalt shrugs, I shrug back. Whatever, right? wrong.
The guy in the black sunfire sees all this, slams on the brakes and actually reverses.
An older guy (50's, grey mullet, cheap knock-off serengetti shades)
"Is there a problem?"
"Yes, you didn't stop for me while I was crossing"
"Well this isn't an intersection, so I don't have to stop for you"
At this point I see one of his hands drop off the steering wheel and I'm getting a little nervous of him pulling something on me (hey, you never know these days) so I palm something into my right hand.
I turn and point at the GIGANTIC T intersection with my left:
"Well, that's an intersection, and that's a corner. Which means you have to stop, you didn't see the other car that stopped for me?."
"Yeah, whatever..." <speeds off>
ARGHARGH!!! Stupid people make me ANGRY! :banghead: :geezuz: |
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| elrhyso |
you'd hate your life and drive like a dick if you had a mullet too :dunno:
on a serious note. karma will catch up to him, so in the mean time, crack a beer and try to brush it off :beer: |
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| kornsined |
| what an asshat.:rolleyes: |
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| NightmareMX6 |
| You should have givin him a nice big loogy as he drove past, if he doesn't like it too bad he would have a $500 fine for not stopping. |
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| Cyanide Ride |
quote:
Originally posted by elrhyso
you'd hate your life and drive like a dick if you had a mullet too :dunno:
on a serious note. karma will catch up to him, so in the mean time, crack a beer and try to brush it off :beer:
There are few situations where i have nothing to say, but I was more than a little floored with this guys attitude.
I hope karma works faster on this guys case... |
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| Spoonin |
awsome andy....
do u still carry that nightstick with you hahaha that would have been funny to see u beat him with it. |
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| GOT BOOST |
Hey Andy,
Nice work.
I was expecting it to go like this....
Mike
quote:
Originally posted by Cyanide Ride
I'm standing in a T intersection waiting to cross, a blue cobalt coming on my right stops for me and before I start moving, I look left.
A black older sunfire is driving very fast and doesn't stop for me so I have to take a step back. The guy in the cobalt shrugs, I shrug back. Whatever, right? wrong.
The guy in the black sunfire sees all this, slams on the brakes and actually reverses.
An older guy (50's, grey mullet, cheap knock-off serengetti shades)
"Is there a problem?"
"Yes, you didn't stop for me while I was crossing"
"Well this isn't an intersection, so I don't have to stop for you"
At this point I see one of his hands drop off the steering wheel and I'm getting a little nervous of him pulling something on me (hey, you never know these days) so I palm something into my right hand.
I turn and point at the GIGANTIC T intersection with my left:
"Well, that's an intersection, and that's a corner. Which means you have to stop, you didn't see the other car that stopped for me?."
"Yeah, whatever..."
I pull out my nine and pistol whip the mutha untill his face looks like fresh ground beef. Then I pull him out of his car, curb stomp followed by a gas pedal to wipe the blood off my shoes. With in a few seconds I pull out my latest knife I recieved from knife collectors anonymous and proceed to dissembowel him and show his mullet pedestrian missing guts for all to see.
Then I proceed to finish crossing the cros walk. :lol:
ARGHARGH!!! Stupid people make me ANGRY! :banghead: :geezuz:
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| Cyanide Ride |
quote:
Originally posted by Spoonin
awsome andy....
do u still carry that nightstick with you hahaha that would have been funny to see u beat him with it.
What do you think I palmed into my right hand? :)
Honestly, I only had it in the event that I needed to throw it if he pulled a gun or something. I have some decent accuracy in that department within a 10 foot range.
There was a point where it looked like he was going to step out of the vehicle (reaching for the door release handle)
I stepped off the curb to the road getting ready to tell him to get back in his car and go home when he suddenly sped off.
I don't like confrontations, but I sure was ready to put that guy in an arm bar. |
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| Spoonin |
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Originally posted by Cyanide Ride
What do you think I palmed into my right hand? :)
Honestly, I only had it in the event that I needed to throw it if he pulled a gun or something. I have some decent accuracy in that department within a 10 foot range.
There was a point where it looked like he was going to step out of the vehicle (reaching for the door release handle)
I stepped off the curb to the road getting ready to tell him to get back in his car and go home when he suddenly sped off.
I don't like confrontations, but I sure was ready to put that guy in an arm bar.
loool awsome...
yea i still remember when u whipped it out a GW that day...all i was thinking was dang i feel sorry for someone who messes around with Andy on the streets |
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| Cyanide Ride |
quote:
Originally posted by GOT BOOST
Hey Andy,
Nice work.
I was expecting it to go like this....
Mike
:lol:
Ssshhh Mike!, you'll blow my cover as an innocent bystander! |
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| Cyanide Ride |
quote:
Originally posted by Spoonin
loool awsome...
yea i still remember when u whipped it out a GW that day...all i was thinking was dang i feel sorry for someone who messes around with Andy on the streets
I think you mean to say is when I "produced an item of interest" ;) :D
I'm a big teddy bear really. Just don't wake the polar bear :) |
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| Spoonin |
| hhaha yea that sounds kinda gay after reading it twice hahah |
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| T-LAV MRV |
and for when u do go out alone..
mike |
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| Cyanide Ride |
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Originally posted by T-LAV MRV
and for when u do go out alone..
mike
Hahahaha, I'll take ten please :) |
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| REFLUX |
Man...what an idiot, can't believe he actually reversed
:smack:
Talk about petty |
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| Nis13 |
| i don't know if it might jsut be edmonton but theres lots of people like that... amazing |
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| midnite |
what an idiot. good thing he didn't try to pull anything..
hopefully you'll never have to use any of the 12 eskrima strike pairs lol
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| blazedglory |
Wow! Check out the trailerpark lot of l33t stabmonton's gangstas, they're everywhere!!
Yeah puppies, stab that 50yr old guy before he bitch slapped you like a emo 9yr old kid!!
nahh wonder punkz git smok'd 'bfoe dey use wepins on some1. fair iz fair, ya can roll up dat gansta lettuce an' smoke it until yo' peeps bleed. da tough git weaker an' resort ta wepins. yo' all uh bunch o' wigerz an' u pull that shit on ma crew... you'll git whatz coming ta ya in the hood. W3RD bitchz!!! don't make me finish ya when u come to ma crib for partz n shit! say watz u say dun matter 2 me cuz ur all week konts!!! |
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| Stainless |
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Originally posted by blazedglory
Wow! Check out the trailerpark lot of l33t stabmonton's gangstas, they're everywhere!!
Yeah puppies, stab that 50yr old guy before he bitch slapped you like a emo 9yr old kid!!
nahh wonder punkz git smok'd 'bfoe dey use wepins on some1. fair iz fair, ya can roll up dat gansta lettuce an' smoke it until yo' peeps bleed. da tough git weaker an' resort ta wepins. yo' all uh bunch o' wigerz an' u pull that shit on ma crew... you'll git whatz coming ta ya in the hood. W3RD bitchz!!! don't make me finish ya when u come to ma crib for partz n shit! say watz u say dun matter 2 me cuz ur all week konts!!!
Wow, banned at 1, and it's not even spam! The mods are on their toes tonight. |
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| Prudz_lude |
| BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH was that for real? Please tell me that post was a joke :lol: |
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| T-LAV MRV |
wow, wonder how long he had on the forum total?, like 5 minutes or less.
mike |
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| EK9Hatch |
HAHA thats hilarious :lol:
Jamie |
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| 2HIGH~PSI |
| probably the funniest thing ive ever read...i think he might have a gr 2 education at most because he obviously knew where some keys were on his keyboard and the letters he mish-mashed together created the "sound" of some probable words almost making a complete sentence |
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| WorkInProgress |
That is a totally crazy story... I have to admit to a fit of road rage once... I was driving down For Road a few years ago (3-4 maybe) and some douchebag in a white RCSB chevy truck rocking some 2 foot wide tires on the rear peeled out of the Canadian Tire parking lot and almost smoked me, only to come to a stop at the red light 30 feet ahead. I jumped out of my car and ran up to his truck, he wouldn't get out, so I punched a nice dent in his door...
I have learned to be much much calmer since then. |
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