| mrprecidia |
> > MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE PICK UP LINES
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> > Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
> > Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.
> > Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.
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> > Man: Is this seat empty?
> > Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
> > Man: There's no need to get on your knees & suck on my cock just yet, we've
only just yet!!!
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> > Man: Your place or mine?
> > Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
> > Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done f@cking you in the back of my car, I
don't give a shit where you go.
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> > Man: So, what do you do for a living?
> > Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
> > Man: That explains the moustache then!
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> > Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
> > Woman: Unfertilized.
> > Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your ass.
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> > Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
> > Woman: But would you stay there?
> > Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to
shake off once you've been fucked.
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> > Man: Would you like to dance?
> > Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
> > Man: I think you misheard me. I said your ass looks fat in that skirt.
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> > Man: Where have you been all my life?
> > Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
> > Man: Just as well because I've been screwing your mom while your dad
watches.
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> > Man: You're pretty
> > Woman: f@ck off.
> > Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty ugly, you fat bitch. |
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| ChromeDragon |
| LMAO! :bigthumbup: :bow: |
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| PunkA$$ |
quote:
Originally posted by mrprecidia@Jun 11 2003, 06:38 AM
> > Man: Would you like to dance?
> > Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
> > Man: I think you misheard me. I said your ass looks fat in that skirt.
heard this one before 'cept it was "you look fat in those pants" |
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| theStartingLine |
| IMO Those are pretty pathetic :wacko: |
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| Z3r03rr0r |
| pathetic maybe but always fun to use when some snotty bitch gives you too much attitiude |
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| MiniMan |
IMO those are fackin hilarious :D :bigthumbup:
Corey
Edit: Fackin |
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| redbaron303 |
| Just what you need right Corey.... ;) |
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| MiniMan |
| (you weren't supposed to tell them Chris :( ) |
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| HKSpowers |
:lol: :bow: :lol:
Secrets Out! |
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| import_3000 |
:lol:
> > Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
> > Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.
> > Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut. |
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| uncle ben |
funny. It would be classic if you could actually pull off those lines. But reality would be more like this
Man: Hi, wanna dance beautiful
Woman: Not with you'r ugly ass
Woman:.............are you still hear?
Man:....................*walks away and mumbles Bitch under his breath*
But hey, it's cool to dream of the perfect comback, when they do happen to you they create memorable moments meant to be relived in storys to your friends for years to come. |
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| Zazam |
quote:
Originally posted by mrprecidia@Jun 10 2003, 11:38 PM
> > Man: Your place or mine?
> > Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
> > Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done f@cking you in the back of my car, I
don't give a shit where you go.
> > Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
> > Woman: Unfertilized.
> > Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your ass.
> > Man: You're pretty
> > Woman: f@ck off.
> > Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty ugly, you fat bitch.
Those have to be some of my personal favorite... :D But uncle ben said it the best with the "Man: Hi, wanna dance beautiful
Woman: Not with you'r ugly ass
Woman:.............are you still hear?
Man:....................*walks away and mumbles Bitch under his breath*
:bigthumbup: |
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| theStartingLine |
quote:
Originally posted by uncle ben@Jun 11 2003, 04:26 PM
funny. It would be classic if you could actually pull off those lines. But reality would be more like this
Man: Hi, wanna dance beautiful
Woman: Not with you'r ugly ass
Woman:.............are you still hear?
Man:....................*walks away and mumbles Bitch under his breath*
But hey, it's cool to dream of the perfect comback, when they do happen to you they create memorable moments meant to be relived in storys to your friends for years to come.
ROTGLMAO So true, Unfortunately :thumbsdown:
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| dc2696 |
quote:
Originally posted by uncle ben@Jun 11 2003, 04:26 PM
Man: Hi, wanna dance beautiful
Woman: Not with you'r ugly ass
Woman:.............are you still hear?
Man:....................*walks away and mumbles Bitch under his breath*
true true :D |
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| '02SiR |
| the last one is hilarious, i will remember that one for a long time :D |
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| TRoY |
| LoL that last one is awsome |
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