| mrprecidia |
> > WHITE WOMEN:
> > First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
> > Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
> > Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.
> >
> > IRISH WOMEN:
> > First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
> > Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
> > 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
> >
> > ITALIAN WOMEN:
> > First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
> > Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
> > Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat
> > ring.
> > 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of
> > having sex.
> > 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.
> >
> > JEWISH WOMEN:
> > First Date: You get dynamite head.
> > Second Date: You get more great head.
> > Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
> >
> > CHINESE WOMEN:
> > First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
> > Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner, Nothing happens
> > again.
> > Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized
> > nothing is going to happen.
> >
> > INDIAN WOMEN:
> > First date: Meet her parents.
> > Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
> > Third date: Wedding night.
> >
> > BLACK WOMEN:
> > First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
> > Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
> > Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
> > Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
> >
> > MEXICAN WOMEN:
> > First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, have sex
> > in the back of her car.
> > Second Date: She's pregnant.
> > Third Date: She Moves in. One Week later: Her Mother, Father, His
> > Girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her Father's
> > Girlfriend's Mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three
> > kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your
> > home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande. |
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| redbaron303 |
quote:
Originally posted by colossus@Jun 12 2003, 10:58 PM
Does that posting refer to East Indian or Aboriginal Indian?
P.S. Magnum wants everyone to know that he is strictly against racial inter-mixing. Oh and he's never met an Asian he gets along with.
and either is important why??? |
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| HJr |
quote:
Originally posted by colossus@Jun 12 2003, 10:58 PM
Does that posting refer to East Indian or Aboriginal Indian?
P.S. Magnum wants everyone to know that he is strictly against racial inter-mixing. Oh and he's never met an Asian he gets along with.
to be politically semi-correct, you would never call a north american 'indian' an indian. Native is the term. And indian is a person from india. PS, WTF are you talking about, no mixing??? |
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