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TYSON VOCABULARY TEST
As part of his parole agreement, Mike Tyson has to go back to school and finish the 5th grade. This is Mike's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
1. Hotel - I gave my girlfrien crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
2. Dictate - My girlfrien say my dictate good.
3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fights the udder night. Man, sombody get dat catacomb.
4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my bitches rectum both.
6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment,they gonna send me back to da joint.
7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake!" He say, "Bullshit, that watch Israel."
9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin ho in the apartment undermine.
10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to da pool hall.
11. Iraq - When we got there, I tol' my uncle, "Iraq, you break."
12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"
13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "How much?" She say, "Fortify."
14. Income - I just got in bed wif a ho and income my wife. |
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| Helios |
| :lol: too funny.. i have to email that to some friends! |
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| ChromeDragon |
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8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake!" He say, "Bullshit, that watch Israel."
LMAO, that's too good! |
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| captain nismo |
ahhh mike tyson. that guy is classic
*in lispy tyson voice* " Im gonna eat his children and step on his balls so he can feel like i do!" :lol: |
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| BlueTurboEGG |
| Everytime I read this I laugh :D |
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| Magnum |
| rofl.. :D Punch drunk people are helarious... but not to be made fun of :unsure: |
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