| euro777 |
OMG i read this on my350z.com and i had to share
i was going to link from the thread but i didnt remember if you need to register and if people on hear dont give a backwards turd about my350z.com they should still read this hilarious story hahahahah
"Guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomache was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tommorow. I am so embarassed and I hope my gf doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out." |
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| GT35 |
| lmao, good time to try it is at the GF house. It's bad enough when you got your push face on and her mom comes through the door, let alone being turned around looking like an idiot on the can. Priceless! |
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| Prudz_lude |
| rofl that is awesome. Stradling the toliet hahahaha |
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| T-LAV MRV |
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Originally posted by GT35
lmao, good time to try it is at the GF house. It's bad enough when you got your push face on and her mom comes through the door, let alone being turned around looking like an idiot on the can. Priceless!
lol, sig'd
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