| AuZZZie |
Fuck Ads ->
The nominations for "Fuckin Retard of the year" have been counted and we have a WINNER.
Cruising home today i pass some middle age lady in a big New Yorker boat. She looked like a sketchy driver.
Anywho couple of KM up the road Im sitting at the lights in gear, foot on the break. I hear a big thump and the first thought was "Great, fuckin tranny just took a dump".
Nope.. Miss New Yorker rear ended me. Since i was in my beater truck i wasn't too mad. No real damage, the stupid bitch just obviouslly couldn't tell how long her frontend is despite me being stationary for at least a few minutes.
Heres where it gets good..
I get back in my truck and drive off about another 2km.. Again sitting at a light and AGAIN i hear "thump". Look behind me and the SAME BITCH just read ended me again. This one wasn't terribly hard either so no damage other than scuffs, but this time i wasn't so nice. I got out just fucking pissed.
Not so much at the damage. More at her fucking horendous driving skills.
I couldn't fuckin believe it. Rear ended twice. By the same person. Within 5km.
3 Cheers for Edmonton.
EDIT: Forgot to mention the lights she rear ended me at.. Is a T intersection and i was tunring left. A person should NEVER be rear ended at this intersection. Its not like you don't see the light change or anything. You have to turn or your going into a concrete wall. |
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| GOT BOOST |
BWA HA HA HA HA HA. Sorry dude, but that is funny.
I hope you are alright.
In order for the Darwin Award to be valid she would have to have died. :D
I nomintate her for Edmonton's worst driver!
Mike |
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| Godzilla |
edit: second!
holy damnit all. |
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| AuZZZie |
quote:
Originally posted by GOT BOOST
BWA HA HA HA HA HA. Sorry dude, but that is funny.
I hope you are alright.
In order for the Darwin Award to be valid she would have to have died. :D
I nomintate her for Edmonton's worst driver!
Mike
In hind sight its funny.. But its scary to think people are that bad a driver.. Clear roads. No traffic. Stationary at two very well emphaized intersections.. And you hit someone not once but twice..
Im just thankfull it happen in the red rocket not the Z.
i guess the darwin award was wishfull thinking.. She SHOULD be removed from the gene pool :thumbup: |
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| ChromeDragon |
| I sure as hell hope you reported her. Get her ass off the streets. |
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| AuZZZie |
quote:
Originally posted by ChromeDragon
I sure as hell hope you reported her. Get her ass off the streets.
Didn't really have too.. I wasn't going to do the insurance swap etc cause there was no real damage.. Unfortunately for her there was a cop at the second set of lights in the 7-Eleven who saw it all.
Shoulda seen his face when i told him she just rear ended me 2 blocks back as well..
I guess she was givin a gimme on the first one.. Second one was pushing her luck. |
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| Beerking |
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Originally posted by AuZZZie
I get back in my truck and drive off about another 2km.. Again sitting at a light and AGAIN i hear "thump". Look behind me and the SAME BITCH just read ended me again. This one wasn't terribly hard either so no damage other than scuffs, but this time i wasn't so nice. I got out just fucking pissed.
:blink: WTF Hope I never do that! |
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| AuZZZie |
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Originally posted by Beerking
:blink: WTF Hope I never do that!
What? You hope you never rear end someone twice? Id hope you where more confident in your own driving skills than that.. :dunno: |
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| b18c5crx |
| maybe you were in reverse and those drugs finally got to you:D |
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| euro777 |
i was considering taking my z back out for a few days since it looks like we may have some time before it snows, but instead i will wait till spring in hopes this dumb biatch dies over the winter.
i hope the cop slapped her with a driving without due care and attention ticket, cuz you know if it was a 18-30 y/o male who pulled that stunt we would have the book thrown at us.
time to put the retard stump on the pathfinder (old school hitch that sticks out nicely) , if it were me she hit i would likely have a new a rear bumper radiator!! |
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| Beerking |
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Originally posted by AuZZZie
What? You hope you never rear end someone twice? Id hope you where more confident in your own driving skills than that.. :dunno:
I mean when I get that old and retarded (which is inevitable). Hopefully my kids will take my dumb ass off the road when Im too old and drive 15km/hr under the speed limit. |
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| AuZZZie |
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Originally posted by b18c5crx
maybe you were in reverse and those drugs finally got to you:D
My first reaction was to look at my shifter.. I thought it was my tranny.. :D
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Originally posted by euro777
i was considering taking my z back out for a few days since it looks like we may have some time before it snows, but instead i will wait till spring in hopes this dumb biatch dies over the winter.
haha... Got a good laugh outta that one..
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Originally posted by Beerking
I mean when I get that old and retarded (which is inevitable). Hopefully my kids will take my dumb ass off the road when Im too old and drive 15km/hr under the speed limit.
ohh got ya.. yea im making my kids take my license when i hit that age.. |
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| CanuckDave |
| Amazing. Glad to hear there was a cop nearby. |
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| EK9Hatch |
This is excellent :lol:
Jamie |
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| accord90 |
| When I rear ended a lady she rolled about 300 feet, I sat their thinking keep going, run run run when she stopped a little part of me died. :( |
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| Thegnome |
Thats awesome! lol I've bumped into the back of people a couple times, and you know its embarassing. No body means to do it.
But fucken twice in a row... She probably cried her self to sleep.
Dumbest thing I've heard some body do was a buddy was coming out for a rip. Driving to the ledge grounds this really old couple in a toyota corrolla turned right into the front of his truck! No signal, nothing just sweared. Buddy slows down and the guy keeps going. Drags the side of his car on my friends truck and keeping driving.
My friend races to catch up to them and the side of their car was just fucked. Screaming out the window at them, they didn't even acknowledge him. Like nothing happened, they forgot about it. Luckily he was driving a old dodge at the time, so 70's dodge vs corrolla... |
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| GQsmooth |
| lolz, sory but the darwin award was already given out to the buddy in the red jdm 300zx |
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| Geofux |
| A few years ago at the heritage macdonald's I had seen an older couple back out of a parking spot in their massive (old) caprice/impala and hit a honda civic that was driving by. The guy in the civic was arguing with the older people, and the driver pulled the car ahead and reversed into the civic ... again. |
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| 2ndgenlude |
| ^ thats when they get a beatdown, 80 years old or not. |
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