| someguyincanada |
How to Tell The Sex Of A Fly
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flyies," he responded.
"Oh! Kill any?" she asked.
"yep, 3 males, 2 females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her out to some place expensive...................
So I took her to a gas station!!!!!!!
Why do Canadians wash their cloths in TIDE ?
Because it's too cold out tide. |
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| ozzmodan |
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Originally posted by someguyincanada
Why do Canadians wash their cloths in TIDE ?
Because it's too cold out tide.
That is the epitomy of a dad joke! |
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