| Magnum |
| first, make it look like your going down on your girlfriend... play around a little bit.. then when shes about to climax, make a complete seal around her virgina, and blow.. she will fill up with air... now wait.. here's the best part... now, when she laughs or moves or anything, she'll start quiffing.. hehe... be sure to keep your distance... you dont want to catch one in the face.. :bigthumbup: |
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| REFLUX |
| that's not a good thing to do to a woman |
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| Almost |
| I'd blow into her Montana, long before I'd ever blow into her Virgina. |
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Originally posted by Almost@Jul 3 2003, 09:04 AM
Hi I'm an idiot.
I would love it if people would come with signs like this around their necks. It would make life sooooooo much simpler for the rest of us......... |
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| Almost |
| I'll gladly wear the idiot sign, when women start wearing the "Hi, I'm shaved and I swallow" sign |
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| SplineZ |
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Originally posted by Almost@Jul 3 2003, 08:49 PM
I'll gladly wear the idiot sign, when women start wearing the "Hi, I'm shaved and I swallow" sign
I think you should change that to "Hi, I'm shaved, I'm easy, and I swallow"
then I'd wear a stupid sign too! :D
heh queefing sucks, its not sexy at all :)
James Z |
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Originally posted by colossus@Jul 4 2003, 12:18 AM
Actually what Magnum was recommending is quite dangerous to women. Not recommended, it could cause harm.
http://www.tomarken.com/content/res/articl.../2002/vag.shtml
sheesh that ignorance.... man <shakes head> :blast:
OK
I'm not going to ask how you found that link so f@cking fast!
How did you!
OMG your freaking me out !
I feel ill!
OH please tell me you don't cruise that shit!
EEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK! |
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| colossus |
| That's common knowledge. Plus I'm good at research. Been published in magazines and Consumer Reports. ;) |
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| colossus |
| Oh and Dr. Ruth and Sue Johansen talk about it all the time... |
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| 98 teg |
| holy shit I did not know that -_- |
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