| AudiInProgress |
A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of
golf.....Of course, the wife promptly whacked her first shot right through
the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.
The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll
have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy
drive is going to cost us."
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the
door. A warm voice said, "Come on in."
When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done:
glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its
side near the broken window.
A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that
broke my window? "
"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband
replied.
" Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank
you... You see, I'm a genie , and I've been trapped in that bottle for a
thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three
wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the
last one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment
and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my
life."
"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least
I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!" "And now you, young
lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in
every country in the world," she said
"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will
always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, what 's your wish,
genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven' t
been with a woman in more than a thousand y ears, my wish is to have sex
with your wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you
know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know,
you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but
what about you, honey?"
"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do
the same for you!"
So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent
the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other in every way. After about
three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into
her eyes and asked, How old are you and your husband?"
"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
" NO WAY ." He said, "Thirty-five years old and both of you
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| STiPWR |
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 19 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 22 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 25, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits. |
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