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This anti-winter rant was brought to you by... Old Man Winter. - Click HERE for Original Thread

little_one_der
First of all, most of this post is sarcastic. Don't take it personal.

I would love to go back in time and beat the shit out of my ancestors who immigrated here. My fucking god. What the fuck was wrong with you fucking handicaps. This is a shitty climate. Why would you want to stay here. You could move further down south and get a way better growing season. Not to mention less severe winters. FUCK!
I'm writing this and it is -30C. And the weather network says it feels like -45C. What the god dam hell.

God dammit, NOTHING should be living in this stupid ass climate.

Man, our homeless population probably dropped a couple last night. And it will keep dropping all week.

Jeezuz christ! This better be the last hurrah of winter. Ah hell. I think I am going to move.

/Rant
:drama:

ehos
Be happy you're not in Ft. Mac :)

It's like this for a week at a time. And that's 'normal'. I hear it actually gets cold there.

(PS My parents chose Edmonton over TO and Vancouver, uhhh. But then again, wtf am I still doing here?? But I did move away from Edmonton, HA!)

AudiInProgress
I love this weather... I just can't stand the fucking homofags driving 30km/h in an 80 zone... If you're afraid of the fucking snow, STAY THE FUCK HOME AND OFF THE ROADS!

Cyanide Ride
quote:
Originally posted by AudiInProgress
I love this weather... I just can't stand the fucking homofags driving 30km/h in an 80 zone... If you're afraid of the fucking snow, STAY THE FUCK HOME AND OFF THE ROADS!


Whatever happened to the "Slow ass traffic keep right" rule?

What gets me is that I see people I see every morning driving the same roads day in, day out.

I know where the lanes begin and end, why not, after months and months of driving the same route, would you not know where they are?.

Keep right, and stay clear.

arabian_ryda
found out my block heater dosnt work the HARD way lool. spent 30 mins outside getting it to started then i had to boost it from alll the cranking.

when it finally started smoke/steam came out from all around the engine.

hopefully it starts 2nite after work.

ChromeDragon
This is definitely the shittiest weather we've had in several years, but this was commonplace when I was a kid. We would get one or two blizzards a year like this one.

REFLUX
Go winter! :blue:

rocklee_86
quote:
Originally posted by AudiInProgress
I love this weather... I just can't stand the fucking homofags driving 30km/h in an 80 zone... If you're afraid of the fucking snow, STAY THE FUCK HOME AND OFF THE ROADS!


What in gods name do you love about this weather??

THUD
I have'nt had a block heater on my last couple of motors/cars but I really should do it on the next car/motor cause it was hard getting it running but it did, frig it's chilly out and I gotta shovle...I mean plow.

All of you do me a favor, Go outside soon since it's bright out and just stand around for 5 mins and take a good look around you and abosorb it.
Do your best to cram the memory in and when it's +30c out do the same thing, I rember summer time sitting behind my car in lacome at the timmys there sucking back an Icecap and it was so dam hot out I was melting and it was good, well thats my happy thought! :thumbup:

Alpha Gangsta
it is indeed freezing cold outside and I wouldn't want to see this for a prolonged period.. but I was missing our "true" winter. Its not home to me until I see everyone suffer winter's wraith.

-30 outside, snow up to my knees and halloween costume over my winter coat and snowpants going Trick Or Treating. Kids got it good nowadays!

oldraven
BAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAH!!!!!

And your ancestors moved here for the next to free land. If they came from anywhere around Britain, it was most likely because you were facing emigration or death by starvation. (Highland Clearances...... good times)

AudiInProgress
quote:
Originally posted by Cyanide Ride
Whatever happened to the "Slow ass traffic keep right" rule?

What gets me is that I see people I see every morning driving the same roads day in, day out.

I know where the lanes begin and end, why not, after months and months of driving the same route, would you not know where they are?.

Keep right, and stay clear.



What I find myself doing is using the right lane now... Because everyone wants to use the middle and/or left lane, slow fucktards... So the right lane is still covered in snow... Which is perfect, because I can just barrel down that lane, the snow makes my tires grip really well... Only problem then, is if some jackoff wants to merge right and then turn off. Then I gotta slow down and wait. Lame.

30psi_on4banger
Yea im sitting dead in callingwood, car wont even turn over now (battery is dead), (if anyone is in the area pm me)

I think im more pissed at the fact that Fountain TIre keeps saying 30 more mintues to charge there booster since 1:30PM and now its almost 4, I've talked to him 3 times.. Fucking asshole, not buying anyshit there anymore

He also told me there magical battery booster was worth 5g's

AudiInProgress
quote:
Originally posted by 30psi_on4banger
Yea im sitting dead in callingwood, car wont even turn over now (battery is dead), (if anyone is in the area pm me)

I think im more pissed at the fact that Fountain TIre keeps saying 30 more mintues to charge there booster since 1:30PM and now its almost 4, I've talked to him 3 times.. Fucking asshole, not buying anyshit there anymore

He also told me there magical battery booster was worth 5g's



LOL!

I have a perfectly starty car... And booster cables. I just have no idea where callingwood is... And how are you posting?

STiPWR
quote:
Originally posted by AudiInProgress
I love this weather... I just can't stand the fucking homofags driving 30km/h in an 80 zone... If you're afraid of the fucking snow, STAY THE FUCK HOME AND OFF THE ROADS!



How many accidents have you been in?

STiPWR
quote:
Originally posted by little_one_der
My fucking god. What the fuck was wrong with you fucking handicaps. This is a shitty climate. Why would you want to stay here. You could move further down south and get a way better growing season. Not to mention less severe winters. FUCK!




So whats your excuse for living here?

30psi_on4banger
quote:
Originally posted by AudiInProgress
LOL!

I have a perfectly starty car... And booster cables. I just have no idea where callingwood is... And how are you posting?




at home, called in to work and said i couldnt make it, tried booster pack and killed the booster pack lmao

fuck i dunno what im gunna do

AudiInProgress
quote:
Originally posted by 30psi_on4banger
at home, called in to work and said i couldnt make it, tried booster pack and killed the booster pack lmao

fuck i dunno what im gunna do



Ask a neighbor to boost you?

Or go lay in a snowbank and freeze to death... Because if you're THAT helpless, you shouldn't be alive.

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :eek: :D :D :lol:

THUD
I think the trick is that you make enough money and move away to the Mediterranean which is what kinda weather our bodies are designed for.
It's all to convenet for us all to forget that reality is just outside your door at this time of year, surviving is just the begging living to tell about it is another.
If this weather bothers you alot you should consider taking a basic hunter education and survival class and going on the trip to the bush for 3 days to live in a leantoo and learn to survive outside with a group, and if that works take the week long advanced class at this time of year and see if you can handle it, I bet you be crying after the 3rd day. :beer: :kitty: :help:

Supra_devil
i spent all day driving around and found that the roads weren't really that bad....i drove in worse with a 240rwhp supra on pilots and never had any problems.

if it wasn't so windy i would have gone in to work even (i work outside at heights), the wind is the only thing that makes it REALLY cold for me. But apparently none of the equipement started and the boss called me saying i don't have work till thursday now, sites shut down.

greyfire71
"He also told me there magical battery booster was worth 5g's"

unfortunatley my friend he is telling the truth they are idiots over there and buy the $$$ stuff I know first hand that the battery booster they use is that expensive :lol:

bboybean
I havnt found the roads that bad, and im running pretty shittyass tires. Last night though coming into Edmonton from St.A the wind dam near mad visability only 4ft in front of my car (so i slowed down to 40km/h). All the sudden the was a bigass 18wheeler in front with so much snow on its back end NONE of its lights were visable even only going 40 I almost ran straight into its ass.

But really its not that bad out, cold as fuck but the roads arnt that bad.




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