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Originally posted by DSM
> I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or
> so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this
> beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I
> was new at it.
> She handed me the package and asked if I knew how
> to wear one. I honestly answered, "No, this is my first time."
>
> So she unwrapped the package, took one out and
> slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight
> and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around
> the store
> to see if it was empty. It was empty. "Just a minute,"
> she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.
> Taking my hand, she led me into the back room,
> unbuttoned her blouse and
removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it
> aside. "Do these excite you?" she a sked. Well, I was so dumb-struck
> that all I could
> do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip
> the condom on.
>
>
> As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt,
> removed her panties and lay down on a desk. "Well, come on", she said,
> "We don't have much time.
>
> So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that
> unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within
> a few minutes.
>
> She looked at me with a bit of a frown. "Did you
> put that condom on?" she asked.
>
> I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show
> her.
>
> She fainted.

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