| MX5 Miata Guy |
The following 15 Police Comments were reportedly taken from actual police car videos in the US...
#15. "Relax; the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."
#14. "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."
#13. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
#12. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that's the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun."
#11. "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
#10. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"
#9. "Warning? You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
#8. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Is Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
#7. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey poop."
#6. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
#5. "No, sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
#4. "Just how big were those two beers?"
#3. "In God we trust, all others we run through CPIC/NCIC."
#2. "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."
#1 "You didn't think we gave pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't - Sign here."
Blocker, do you have any favourite sayings that we can add to the list? :D |
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| BLOCKER |
I use #15 and #5 all the time....
Those were great! |
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| AuZZZie |
| Toaster Oven one is pretty good.. |
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| 4thGenLude |
| haha i like #14 |
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| onestepback |
| Number 1 for the win! |
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| JoshP2002 |
I would love to see some people get #1 pinned on them..
Otherwise number 8 is sweet too. |
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| Prudz_lude |
I like this one, it is not on the list though
"5 your fine, 10 your mine"
But that is in miles, not km's. |
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| silvertable58 |
| took me couple mins to get number 8 |
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| BLOCKER |
quote:
Originally posted by silvertable58
took me couple mins to get number 8
So what is he? a cat or dog? |
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| Geofux |
quote:
Originally posted by BLOCKER
So what is he? a cat or dog?
Dog. |
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| b-sr |
quote:
Originally posted by Geofux
Dog.
Well he looks like a beaver. |
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| AudiInProgress |
Took me a sec to get it too...
Mickey Mouse just might be a mouse? |
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| accord90 |
| but he's so big... maybe he's a rat |
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| AuZZZie |
quote:
Originally posted by BLOCKER
So what is he? a cat or dog?
I never even twigged on #8.. But thats a stumper.. That would have got me sober..
For some reason i had the urge to say cat, and if put on the spot I probably would have and looked like an idiot. |
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| awpk |
#8 took me a second too, haha.
#14 and #1 are good! |
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