| 30psi_on4banger |
1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
2. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
4. Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?
5. Why is abbreviated such a long word?
6. Why is a boxing ring square?
7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
8. Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?
9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
10. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start?
11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
12. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
13. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
14. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
15. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
16. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
17. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
18. If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?
19. If you take an Asian person and spin him around several times does he become disoriented? |
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| Cheverz |
3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Please answer that. |
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| 240sex |
^^^
something to do with moisture in the air i assume :dunno: |
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| Cheverz |
| But what about glue you open the lid for? Air gets in then like that elmers crap? or Superglue?:dunno: |
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| 240sex |
| i'd assume the hole is too small :dunno: and then once your done you close it which keeps moisture from getting in :dunno: |
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| EDISKRAD EHT |
| Glue dries by the water in it being able to evaporate. So it keeps moisture from getting out. |
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| onestepback |
9) Rain forms a tear drop shape while it falls
11) So you can concentrate
14) It counts the seconds
15) Its when everyone tries to rush home
19) Yes. He also becomes dizzy. |
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| cupcake |
1) Exposure to the sun usually causes an increase in the amount of melanin, a dark brown pigment, in the living skin. The effect of the sun on the hair is quite different. Melanin is already present in the hair which is not a living tissue and cannot protect or regenerate the melanin already present. Exposure to the sun actually destroys the melanin in the hair, lightening it.
2) I put mascara on with my mouth closed. |
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| AudiInProgress |
| I lol'd at the last 3. |
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| Drave |
| It depends what kind of glue it is, doesn't it? |
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| ron1 |
| any volunteers for testing #19 |
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| Rich_A |
quote:
Originally posted by 30psi_on4banger
1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
2. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
4. Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?
5. Why is abbreviated such a long word?
6. Why is a boxing ring square?
7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
8. Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?
9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
10. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start?
11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
12. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
13. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
14. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
15. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
16. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
17. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
18. If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?
19. If you take an Asian person and spin him around several times does he become disoriented?
1. Fuck I don't know.
2. Opening your mouth stretches your eye area facial muscles making it easier.
3. Not enough air in there to harden it.
4. Psychics are bullshit
5. It's not an abbreviation itself, so it's a redundant question.
6. Corners. Same reason a UFC is an Octagon. You still have corners but it's an evolved version of the traditional square.
7. Just to keep shit together / lessen the motivation of someone to ever open it. Also if a grave site got washed out it would keep it closed better. Bodies floating by ftl..
8. Same kooky reason competitive sports are still "playing"
9. Rain comes down in "drops" short for "droplets" Rain drops still fall. Silly question.
10. To do most things without key shortcuts you have to. Start asking better questions :P
11. Concentration. Sounds can still distract someones visual attention span.
12. I didn't know it was made with real lemons.
13. ........
14. It counts time units in "seconds"... these play on words questions are homo
15. everyone is rushing to get somewhere at once.. and so congestion leads to slow traffic..
16. there probably is.
17. mouse is just crappy meat. cats don't eat mice because they are better than other animals.. it's just more fun / likely for a cat to catch one than a deer.
18. sort of. try it.
19. no but by the time he stops your math will be done and your dog will be missing. |
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| euro_ftw |
quote:
Originally posted by Rich_A
1. Fuck I don't know.
2. Opening your mouth stretches your eye area facial muscles making it easier.
3. Not enough air in there to harden it.
4. Psychics are bullshit
5. It's not an abbreviation itself, so it's a redundant question.
6. Corners. Same reason a UFC is an Octagon. You still have corners but it's an evolved version of the traditional square.
7. Just to keep shit together / lessen the motivation of someone to ever open it. Also if a grave site got washed out it would keep it closed better. Bodies floating by ftl..
8. Same kooky reason competitive sports are still "playing"
9. Rain comes down in "drops" short for "droplets" Rain drops still fall. Silly question.
10. To do most things without key shortcuts you have to. Start asking better questions :P
11. Concentration. Sounds can still distract someones visual attention span.
12. I didn't know it was made with real lemons.
13. he robbs u.
14. It counts time units in "seconds"... these play on words questions are homo
15. everyone is rushing to get somewhere at once.. and so congestion leads to slow traffic..
16. there probably is.
17. mouse is just crappy meat. cats don't eat mice because they are better than other animals.. it's just more fun / likely for a cat to catch one than a deer.
18. sort of. try it.
19. no but by the time he stops your math will be done and your dog will be missing.
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| Therin |
quote:
Originally posted by Rich_A
1. Fuck I don't know.
2. Opening your mouth stretches your eye area facial muscles making it easier.
3. Not enough air in there to harden it.
4. Psychics are bullshit
5. It's not an abbreviation itself, so it's a redundant question.
6. Corners. Same reason a UFC is an Octagon. You still have corners but it's an evolved version of the traditional square.
7. Just to keep shit together / lessen the motivation of someone to ever open it. Also if a grave site got washed out it would keep it closed better. Bodies floating by ftl..
8. Same kooky reason competitive sports are still "playing"
9. Rain comes down in "drops" short for "droplets" Rain drops still fall. Silly question.
10. To do most things without key shortcuts you have to. Start asking better questions :P
11. Concentration. Sounds can still distract someones visual attention span.
12. I didn't know it was made with real lemons.
13. ........
14. It counts time units in "seconds"... these play on words questions are homo
15. everyone is rushing to get somewhere at once.. and so congestion leads to slow traffic..
16. there probably is.
17. mouse is just crappy meat. cats don't eat mice because they are better than other animals.. it's just more fun / likely for a cat to catch one than a deer.
18. sort of. try it.
19. no but by the time he stops your math will be done and your dog will be missing.
you sir, are a genious. |
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| Rich_A |
| or just too hardcore to let a light hearted set of play on words / sarcastic questions slip by like that :lol: |
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| Tech2 |
#11
For the same reason you shouldn't be on your cell when driving. |
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| wubba_65 |
quote:
Originally posted by Rich_A
1. Fuck I don't know.
2. Opening your mouth stretches your eye area facial muscles making it easier.
3. Not enough air in there to harden it.
4. Psychics are bullshit
5. It's not an abbreviation itself, so it's a redundant question.
6. Corners. Same reason a UFC is an Octagon. You still have corners but it's an evolved version of the traditional square.
7. Just to keep shit together / lessen the motivation of someone to ever open it. Also if a grave site got washed out it would keep it closed better. Bodies floating by ftl..
8. Same kooky reason competitive sports are still "playing"
9. Rain comes down in "drops" short for "droplets" Rain drops still fall. Silly question.
10. To do most things without key shortcuts you have to. Start asking better questions :P
11. Concentration. Sounds can still distract someones visual attention span.
12. I didn't know it was made with real lemons.
13. ........
14. It counts time units in "seconds"... these play on words questions are homo
15. everyone is rushing to get somewhere at once.. and so congestion leads to slow traffic..
16. there probably is.
17. mouse is just crappy meat. cats don't eat mice because they are better than other animals.. it's just more fun / likely for a cat to catch one than a deer.
18. sort of. try it.
19. no but by the time he stops your math will be done and your dog will be missing.
1. Sun has a bleaching effect on tissue with little moisture in it, hench why it bleaches hair and bone (think of dead animals in the desert, that shit is whiter than rice). But because our skin has moisture, it just bakes it to a nice golden brown. The thicker the dermal layer the more golden it gets, and the thinner it is it just burns (less skin = less moisture, therefore heats up faster and burns).
9. Water droplets have a higher density than snow flakes, and have less surface area than a snow flake. The resistance to gravity of a snow flake is greater due to friction between air molecules and its reduced weight to size ratio. Water droplets are relatively heavy and have reduced friction, therefore they "fall" faster than snow.
12. The acid levels in real lemons would be too high for most people, and they would end up with acid reflux in their stomach. At the same time, those acid levels help the dishwashing liquid remove food particles from dishes.
13.. I have no idea, however, probably one of the first investors lost a bunch of money and the client makes some crazy statement such as "you aren't an investor... your a broker." And it stuck.
LOL @ some of your responses! |
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| Soulfly |
1. Been answered already.
2. Been answered already. (They can.. Some just choose not too).
3. Been answered already. (The liquid in the glue evaporates, leaving behind a sticky substance.)
4. Because there is no such thing as a 'psychic'.
5. Because that's the word it was given to describe a shortened word.
6. It's an enclosed space. And, So that it can have corners!
7. More importantly, Why do we bury people when they pass on? If you're soooo Scared of bodies, have them all cremated.
8. Because it is. It's all practice... It's not like there was a book made when humans because able, that told us how to operate on other people. Hence the saying: "Practice Makes Perfect!".
9. Encyclopedia.
10. To 'Start' a process.
11. In hopes of 'hearing' the address, or to aid in concentration.
12. Been answered already.
13. www.dictionary.com ?
14. A watch doesn't have hands.. Clocks have pointers which are referred too as 'hands'.
15. That's when everyone is in a 'rush' to GSD. (Get Shit DONE!)
16. Does there need to be? When do we ever refer to the top of our foot? And if we needed too... I'm sure 'The top of my foot' Would do, JUST FINE.
17. It's not about the taste. It's about the chase.
18. No, It becomes a Cat that has been thrown out a window.
19. Yes. |
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