| crumbs |
fat women , license to eat multi pattie burgers,
muffin top blue jeans, on 105th street n jasper.
You fucking dipshit. Next time you decide to change walking direction, do so in an appropriate manner. walking in the puddles of mud and rocks as opposed to walking in the clean spots where everybody else does for 10+ seconds is an absolutely idiotic and ignorant display of walking.
Thanks again for showering my pants with rocks and mud. You're lucky you didn't crack my sunglasses . I was going to politely tell you to fuck off for what you did but you kept walking like an hungry ,hungry hippo in front of me so I never got the chance to be beside you. but by writting this on the local "sport car" website(even tho your a fat b!tch who probaly drives a mini van, and i will ignore the fact you probaly have never heard of 780tuners cause your not even cool enough to know about it) , i will have gotten back at you , teaching you a lesson you will never forget.
In short, why do I keep coming across the fat chicks that are complete jerkoffs?These few bad apples spoil the image of the bunch are getting annoying... |
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| Slow Cruiser |
| must keep this thread going, due to its awsomeness... |
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| GOT BOOST |
quote:
Originally posted by crumbs
fat women , license to eat multi pattie burgers,
muffin top blue jeans, on 105th street n jasper.
You fucking dipshit. Next time you decide to change walking direction, do so in an appropriate manner. walking in the puddles of mud and rocks as opposed to walking in the clean spots where everybody else does for 10+ seconds is an absolutely idiotic and ignorant display of walking.
Thanks again for showering my pants with rocks and mud. You're lucky you didn't crack my sunglasses . I was going to politely tell you to fuck off for what you did but you kept walking like an hungry ,hungry hippo in front of me so I never got the chance to be beside you. but by writting this on the local "sport car" website(even tho your a fat b!tch who probaly drives a mini van, and i will ignore the fact you probaly have never heard of 780tuners cause your not even cool enough to know about it) , i will have gotten back at you , teaching you a lesson you will never forget.
In short, why do I keep coming across the fat chicks that are complete jerkoffs?These few bad apples spoil the image of the bunch are getting annoying...
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Hungry, Hungry Hippo's. :lol:
Simple instructions my friend.
1) Catch up and match speed from behind leaving a foot or two of distance between you.
2) Time her leg movements
3) Extent right leg, hook your right foot on her left foot when she is about to step with left leg.
4) Shout beached whale and keep walking as she tumbles spilling big mac sauce over her. :D |
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| 13B'sand4G63's |
| hahahahahaha big mac suace |
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| BRITAIN1.8 |
dude. it's a fat chick. Don't worry about it.
She has no purpose in life other than to eat. She probably isnt loved and wants to kill herself. |
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| svt28 |
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Originally posted by BRITAIN1.8
dude. it's a fat chick. Don't worry about it.
She has no purpose in life other than to eat. She probably isnt loved and wants to kill herself.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: |
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| seevik |
| why didn't you stab her |
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| Mobius |
| Does anyone else get the reference to a certain other thread? :thumbup: That was entertaining. |
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| Tech2 |
quote:
Originally posted by seevik
why didn't you stab her
Nice one! |
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| Inzane |
quote:
Originally posted by crumbs
In short, why do I keep coming across the fat chicks that are complete jerkoffs?These few bad apples spoil the image of the bunch ...
Just be patient and you'll eventually meet that nice fat chick out there that you're apparently seeking. |
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| Soulfly |
quote:
Originally posted by seevik
why didn't you stab her
Are you azn? :lol: :lol:
(No harm intended..) |
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| sixsixii |
| that was an awesome parody on the RX8 thread, and all the other shitty rant threads that started popping up like zits around here recently |
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| sliptank |
boo-urns man. boo-urns.
although good parody. I can easily respect that. |
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| Momentum |
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Thanks again for showering my pants with rocks and mud. You're lucky you didn't crack my sunglasses
HAHAHA.
I am tired of people making threads about a bad driver, we see 10 bad drivers a night. Post it in the edmonton bad driver thread or w/e its called. |
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| the_fornicator |
my friend had this thing against this fat chick in univeristy while we were living in res.
one day he decided that he was only going to communicate with her in whale noises.
it was pretty funny cause the day he decided to do that, she actually wanted to bury the hatchet and get over whatever animosity they had.
he repsonded to her truce offer with whale noises.
she escalated the issue and my friend was forced to take anger management classes hahahaha
save a whale - kill a fatty. |
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| Twigs_Dee |
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Originally posted by Momentum
HAHAHA.
I am tired of people making threads about a bad driver, we see 10 bad drivers a night. Post it in the edmonton bad driver thread or w/e its called.
this thread has to do with fat bitches walking and going thru mud and shit instead of the walking path. So why would you bring up bad drivers and keep it in the bad driver thread? :dunno:
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| Inzane |
quote:
Originally posted by the_fornicator
save a whale - kill a fatty.
I've seen an actual bumper sticker that said:
"Save a whale. Harpoon a fat chick."
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| Inzane |
Here is one of my favorite Space Moose strips back from my U of A days. Too good not to share! :thumbup:
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| Twigs_Dee |
| :lol: :lol: :thumbup: |
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| EvilColt |
Ah Space Moose....Classiest strip ever to hit the Gateway. Though RoboRalph had its moments too.
God Damn I'm old. I gotta go look at a fat chick to make myself feel better. |
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| CKXtreme |
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Originally posted by seevik
why didn't you stab her
1. Shank wasnt long enough to do any real damage???
2. Nobody wants to see fat drippings?
3. It would bounce off her?
4. She may eat it and ask for seconds?
Take a pick.... |
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| graphite |
quote:
Originally posted by Inzane
Just be patient and you'll eventually meet that nice fat chick out there that you're apparently seeking.
haha |
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