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I'll start it off:
" They " - is like an hour and a half long bad episode of X Files. Don't waste your time or money. :thumbsdown: |
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| Spike7ss |
| Zoolander, MOnkey Bone, Dude wheres my car, ADVISED YOU ALL DO NOT SEE THESE< THEY SUCK :gay: :thumbsdown: |
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| lovemytrx |
BELOVED starring Oprah, what a waste of celluloid. Man she has issues. :thumbsdown:
Legally Blonde 2 -_- |
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| KAOS41 |
| Redlined-worst F'n'F Rip off eveeeer. The cars on the cover don't even show up in the movie |
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| ChromeDragon |
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Originally posted by Spike7ss@Aug 1 2003, 04:09 AM
Zoolander, MOnkey Bone, Dude wheres my car, ADVISED YOU ALL DO NOT SEE THESE< THEY SUCK :gay: :thumbsdown:
Zoolander and Monkeybone were funny as shit man.....well Monkeybone wasn't as funny, but very original and seeing Chris Kattan as the broken neck dude just made the movie.
Worst movies....ummm, there was some rave movie with Shannon Elizabeth called Seamless, I rented it cuz she was in it and it sounded like it may be decent. I've seriously never returned a video before, but I got 20 minutes into it and took that piece of shit back to Blockbuster. I outright told them that I couldn't watch any more of it, it was too horrible. The woman behind the counter was kinda....."umm you can't really do that", then two others working came to help and said that they had shut the piece of crap off in shorter time and couldn't believe I made it 20 minutes in.One nice review of this piece of tripe!
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| 2003specv |
| Existenz, Battlefield Earth, 2 fast 2 furious. |
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| SlowAzzPorsche911T |
| Biker Boyz....... Worst Movie EVAR! :thumbsdown: |
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| lovemytrx |
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Originally posted by SlowAzzPorsche911T@Aug 3 2003, 08:19 AM
Biker Boyz....... Worst Movie EVAR! :thumbsdown:
Say it isn't so, the box cover says its better than Fast & Furious. :wacko: |
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| djshortys |
house of 1000 corpses... total shit, worst movie, its a Texas chainsaw massucure movie knock off :thumbsdown:
andy! |
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| JDC™ |
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Originally posted by colossus@Aug 1 2003, 06:22 PM
How's 28 days?
28 days later?
if thats what ya meant, add it to the list....god dam horrible
thought about leaving before it was over....its SOOO slow...no action and hardly any build up to the lack luster climax |
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| SlowAzzPorsche911T |
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Originally posted by djshortys@Aug 3 2003, 09:48 AM
house of 1000 corpses... total shit, worst movie, its a Texas chainsaw massucure movie knock off :thumbsdown:
andy!
where can i rent it/see it? |
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| lovemytrx |
| House of 1000 corpses not available for rent yet, should be at the cheap theatres though. |
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| SlowAzzPorsche911T |
| it's no where to be found :( |
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| djshortys |
i cant imagine why, it sucks...
andy! |
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| lovemytrx |
| Released Aug. 12 on video. |
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| ManHunter |
Hmmm... By far
1- Highlander 2
2- BattleField Earth
but you can go here for the real deal:
Worst movies of all time!
MH |
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| Terawatt_99 |
| 28 days later was awesome, but for the black list, i would have to say dumb and dumberer (i didn't even bother seeing it, i knew from day one it would be crap) zoolander had it's moments, but not enough to make it a good movie, oh yeah, the hulk was shit, as i believe has already been discussed in these forums... |
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| lovemytrx |
| Malibu's Most Wanted another piece of garbage, the best parts were in the preview clips and when you saw the parts fully put together they sucked butt. :kill: |
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| superpirate25 |
| Isn't that Gigli one supposed to be the worst movie of all time or something. Not surprising since J.Ho can't act. |
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| Helios |
| PhoneBooth :thumbsdown: |
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| dc2696 |
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Originally posted by lovemytrx@Aug 6 2003, 11:37 PM
Malibu's Most Wanted another piece of garbage, the best parts were in the preview clips and when you saw the parts fully put together they sucked butt. :kill:
whatizzle yo big probizzle? that movie kicked foo shizzle dawg :D :bigthumbup: |
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| dharmaboy |
I heard Gigli is so bad that some guys will rather have a Rottweiller rip off their balls with its teeth.
for the Black List
Gigli - havent seen it but, common whats with the F*ckin title name? :thumbsdown:
Legaly Blond - *get the Rotweiller*
Freddy Got Fingered - :wtf:
BloodSport 2 thru 4 - *here, doggie*
Daredevil - Colin Farrel Please stop being in anymore movies for F*cks sake
gad hollywood pisses me off by ripping us off.
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| DrunkenGoddess |
Legally Blonde?? :unsure:
you.. you guys put legally blonde in.. in the bl-black list?? :wtf:
noooooooooooo way! :angry: |
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| JDC™ |
| daredevil was a good movie....seemed kinda short, but still good |
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| Tenacious B |
| I cant belive that they put shaqs movie on that list :wacko: |
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| Flex |
If your ever wanting to commit suicide and need something to push you over the edge. Watch about Schmidt, it will push you over for sure.....most depressing movie I have ever seen.....2 hours of my life I will never get back.
I was disappointed in the story of Biker Boyz, just a big pissing contest but still it has alot of cool bike stunts in it and none of them are fake. |
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| colossus |
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Originally posted by Flex@Aug 10 2003, 12:59 AM
If your ever wanting to commit suicide and need something to push you over the edge. Watch about Schmidt, it will push you over for sure.....most depressing movie I have ever seen.....2 hours of my life I will never get back.
I was disappointed in the story of Biker Boyz, just a big pissing contest but still it has alot of cool bike stunts in it and none of them are fake.
Heh heh, I thought they said it was supposed to be an uplifting comedy. But it's true, alot of movie-goers have said that they feel like killing themselves after seeing Kathy Bates naked or in a squeezed into a bikini like a sausage! :blink: |
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| DrunkenGoddess |
no, you know what's a really touching movie? PATCH ADAMS
and while we're at it.. A BEAUTIFUL MIND
and because i'm such a sap.. the Chinese movie with Sammy.. "My Left Eye Sees Ghosts".. <- this movie encourages you to live on =} |
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| lovemytrx |
CHICAGO, in the first few minutes you knew the whole story and the music didn't help. Lame -_- :kill: :moon: :puke: :blast: :stupid: :thumbsdown: I didn't like it at all just my opinion though.
Even Moulin Rouge was better.
Justin and Kelly another lame assed movie. |
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| Pro Drag |
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Originally posted by Flex@Aug 10 2003, 02:59 AM
If your ever wanting to commit suicide and need something to push you over the edge. Watch about Schmidt, it will push you over for sure.....most depressing movie I have ever seen.....2 hours of my life I will never get back.
I was disappointed in the story of Biker Boyz, just a big pissing contest but still it has alot of cool bike stunts in it and none of them are fake.
About Schmidt, Steaming pile of monkey shit. Definitely not aimed towards the core audience of this board. That movie scarred me mentally. Cathy Bate's naked breasts should not be put on the screen, whoever thought that was a good idea should seek counciling. |
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| colossus |
| LOL but that movie was good for seniors, and shows ppl that if you put all your energy into work then you'll die a lonely old man. :crying: :P |
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| Insydious |
Can't forget about "The Pianist" (some say it's a good movie, but i thought it was really boring)...
"Punk Drunk Love" was just confusing as hell, didn't understand a bit of it..
"Matrix Reloaded" had some cool stuff, but it was too much filler..
"Charlies Angels 2" was just too cheesey... |
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| ChromeDragon |
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Originally posted by Insydious@Aug 19 2003, 10:27 AM
Can't forget about "The Pianist" (some say it's a good movie, but i thought it was really boring)...
"Punk Drunk Love" was just confusing as hell, didn't understand a bit of it..
"Matrix Reloaded" had some cool stuff, but it was too much filler..
"Charlies Angels 2" was just too cheesey...
What in the.....the last one I can agree with, but it did deliver what it promised.
As for the Pianist, I saw it as being more than a movie, it was a glimpse into a persons life in that timespan. Truly one of the most remarkable performances I have ever seen.
Punch Drunk Love, great GREAT movie, Adam Sandler showing that he really has some chops and it doesn't all have to be dick and fart jokes(not that there's anything wrong with that).
Reloaded....filler?? I'm just starting to think that these movies were over your head and since there wasn't any sort of cartoon characters explaining it to you....well you got lost about 5 minutes in.
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| Orange69 |
i agree with almost all of these...here are a few more not to ever see...
A Thin Red Line
The Perfect Storm
Ravenous
Dumb and Dumberer
Analyze This
Ghost World |
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| theStartingLine |
I thought Terminator 3 was a big let down, I was expecting more from the ending I guess.
Has anyone seen Bruce Almighty? |
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| SHIFT_AT_9000_RPMS |
quote:
Originally posted by theStartingLine
I thought Terminator 3 was a big let down, I was expecting more from the ending I guess.
Has anyone seen Bruce Almighty?
Yeah, but is it that bad to be black listed?? I dunno, I think the special fx will be worth the price of admission alone!! :bigthumbup: |
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| theStartingLine |
| Well I agree the special fx where great but just the actual movie. But that is just me. |
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| SHIFT_AT_9000_RPMS |
Bulletproof Monk = BLACKLISTED
Bad plot, bad acting and bad special fx. I mean come on, when Stifler from American Pie is the "hero", somethings wrong here. :gay: |
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| lovemytrx |
quote:
Originally posted by lude_boy93
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Originally posted by theStartingLine
Has anyone seen Bruce Almighty?
I saw Bruce Almight today, loved it. :bigthumbup: |
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| Insomniac |
You got mail.
Fawk :wacko: |
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| colossus |
quote:
Originally posted by Insomniac
You got mail.
Fawk :wacko:
I 2nd that. Meg Ryan :thumbsdown: She's always trying to look cute. She couldn't even turn off her sh@t-eating grin the whole time she was supposed to play a distressed wife who's husband was kidnapped in Proof of Life. |
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| SlowAzzPorsche911T |
| The Gangs Of New York |
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| colossus |
quote:
Originally posted by colossus
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Originally posted by Insomniac
You got mail.
Fawk :wacko:
I 2nd that. Meg Ryan :thumbsdown: She's always trying to look cute. She couldn't even turn off her sh@t-eating grin the whole time she was supposed to play a distressed wife who's husband was kidnapped in Proof of Life.
that being said she's nekkid in her new movie! :P |
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| SHIFT_AT_9000_RPMS |
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Originally posted by SlowAzzPorsche911T
The Gangs Of New York
It had potential, but you're right :thumbsdown: |
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