| tabarnak |
found this...might be fake but funny...lol
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Please help! My girlfreind is 12 years old and I am 16, but I REALLY wanted to end my virgin lifestyle! So I bring her into my room and we cuddle for a little bit, and then I asked if we can do it. She didn't want to at first, but I said I would give her some Nintendo 64 game. I had to give her Mario Kart and Diddy Kong Racing.
So I finally get all of her clothes off and i'm like. "Crap, lube! I need lube!". I checked every inch of my house, my lube was no where to be found. So I thought...hmmm....butter is slippery. So I tried to butter my girlfriend up, but she said it was SOOOO cold. So I like, put it in the microwave for it to melt a little, but when I put it back on my girlfriend she screamed bloody murder!
She's crying in the bathroom right now! What should I do?! Should I gave her another Nintendo 64 game?!
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| Beerking |
| That turned me on....:) |
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| AudiInProgress |
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Originally posted by Beerking
That turned me on....:)
it would |
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| Beerking |
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Originally posted by euro_ftw
f a
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| deathwarden5 |
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Originally posted by Beerking
The problem with that pic, is that the guy is clearly on MS Word. |
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