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STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THIS MOVIE!
I forced myself to watch 50mins of this pile of crap and I finally had enough and turned it off. There are very few movies I actually turn off and don't watch all the way thru. The orcs or whatever you want to call them look cheap, they grunt like "Arrggh" "Arrgggghh", acting was even worse and the special effects were ok. The only good thing I have to say is the scenery is nice if your looking for a place to camp. lol
Cast:
Jason Statham, John Rhys-Davies, Ray Liotta, Matthew Lillard, Leelee Sobieski, Burt Reynolds, Ron Perlman, William Sanderson, Claire Forlani, Brian J. White, Kristanna Loken, Michael Eklund, Mike Dopud, Carrie Fleming, Colin Ford, Terence Kelly, Marcel Maillard, James Michalopolous, Eva Padberg
Plot Outline:
The life of a hardworking man known only as Farmer is changed forever when the Krug, a marauding band of brutes, thunders upon the village of Stonebridge, killing his son and kidnapping his wife, Solana. Stricken by grief, the once peaceful Farmer leads a band of peasants in pursuit of the Krug army to free Solana. |
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| ozzmodan |
| Just when you think they couldn't make another movie with that same premise, they go ahead & do it again. Most movies now are just rehashing old ones, what a bunch of lazy jackasses. |
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| anschutz_93 |
How did you find the movie "War" (Jet Lee, Jason Stantham) or the Transporter movies ? A lot of people found those movie shitty as well but I liked them :dunno:
All of Stantham's movies are the same though :( |
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| GOT SE-R |
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Originally posted by anschutz_93
How did you find the movie "War" (Jet Lee, Jason Stantham) or the Transporter movies ? A lot of people found those movie shitty as well but I liked them :dunno:
All of Stantham's movies are the same though :(
I actually liked those other movies :D and yes I will admit that I actually like most movies that Jason Statham is in. Trust me on this one though...Horrible...I watch lots of B-Rated movies for fun and this is beyond my tolerance for cheesy movies. |
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| AudiInProgress |
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Originally posted by anschutz_93
All of Stantham's movies are the same though :(
Yeah... They're fucking awesome. |
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| sparkycivic |
| my wife rented that last weekend... it was definitely a fine example of shallow storytelling that's just not believable. |
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| SilverNeonRacer |
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Originally posted by AudiInProgress
Yeah... They're fucking awesome.
Dunno if I'd call crank "Awesome" it was pretty good... not sure if it quite his awesome level though...
I'm trying to decide if I should rent this for $5.00, or wait til it hits the $2 rentals.. or say screw it and download it.. |
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| Bad Egg |
| This movie sucks balls, and leaves a rash afterwards...and I bought the Transporter I liked it so much... |
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| devin_mm |
| This is a fucking Uwe Boll film, what did you expect a masterpiece? That director makes some of the worst abominations on celluloid known to man. Witness the horror on IMDB |
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| SilverNeonRacer |
| Heh.. I watch this movie(rented it) edititng was a little messed up and jumpy... watched bloodrayne again last night, during the opening sequence it was kinda similar.. so I was thinking Hmmmmm then low and behold Uwe Boll's name pops up... |
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| Transporter |
| and what was the point of the ninjas and those balls they shot before they leaped into battle |
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| AudiInProgress |
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Originally posted by SilverNeonRacer
Heh.. I watch this movie(rented it) edititng was a little messed up and jumpy... watched bloodrayne again last night, during the opening sequence it was kinda similar.. so I was thinking Hmmmmm then low and behold Uwe Boll's name pops up...
:lol: :lol: |
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| Arikara1985 |
| It's a Uwe Boll film, what do you expect? Every film he has ever made has sucked. |
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