| chris f |
I got cornred last night by a groupe of woman that said woman can do anthing men can do. i dissagree, hear me out. I said i know of two things tha men can do that woman cant any of you reading this now with someone of the other sex close by should try this. Its proven, and i proved it last night. Two things woman cant do that men can,
1, make a sound like a car, they cant i dont know what but they cant
2, make a sound like a gun, samething they cant. |
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| moogle254 |
| extremely accurate pissing aim... |
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| GT45 |
| Yeah and #2 expands to explosions and stuff like that too. I think with sound fx's in general they have a hard time doing. |
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| rexxrally |
| Pee standing up without getting their feet wet |
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| shortie |
lol
I am sitting here trying to make these sounds... you might be right... I usually just make lame cartoon style versions, dont think we girls ever really need to make those sounds for any good reason :dunno: |
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| AudiInProgress |
I don't think it's a matter of girls not being able to do it... Girls can probably do anything a man can do... It's just whether they can do it as well?
It's like anything though, some people are just better suited to certain tasks, has nothing to do with being male or female.
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| moogle254 |
quote:
Originally posted by AudiInProgress
I don't think it's a matter of girls not being able to do it... Girls can probably do anything a man can do... It's just whether they can do it as well?
It's like anything though, some people are just better suited to certain tasks, has nothing to do with being male or female.
-rob
you just killed the thread |
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| STiPWR |
quote:
Originally posted by AudiInProgress
I don't think it's a matter of girls not being able to do it... Girls can probably do anything a man can do... It's just whether they can do it as well?
It's like anything though, some people are just better suited to certain tasks, has nothing to do with being male or female.
-rob
99% of girls cannot do anything men can do.
99% of girls can not carry me on their back and run 500+ meters, if I was injured in combat.
99% of girls cannot go longer than a month without a shower, without getting infections/hygiene inflicted sicknesses.
Hence why the American infantry doesnt allow females, and they are frowned upon for the most part in the Canadian.
Oh and women cannot go shark diving for that special week of the month:thumbup: |
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| AudiInProgress |
quote:
Originally posted by STiPWR
99% of girls cannot do anything men can do.
99% of girls can not carry me on their back and run 500+ meters, if I was injured in combat.
99% of girls cannot go longer than a month without a shower, without getting infections/hygiene inflicted sicknesses.
Hence why the American infantry doesnt allow females, and they are frowned upon for the most part in the Canadian.
Oh and women cannot go shark diving for that special week of the month:thumbup:
*I* Couldn't fucking carry your fat ass on my back and run 500 meters.
99% of this forums populous couldn't. |
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| STiPWR |
quote:
Originally posted by AudiInProgress
*I* Couldn't fucking carry your fat ass on my back and run 500 meters.
99% of this forums populous couldn't.
I could carry you that far. I've done it with heavier.
You could.... If I showed you how to do it properly. "fireman carry" Women for the most part physically cannot. |
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| AudiInProgress |
We're speaking in general terms...
I agree that some women are not physically as strong as men, and some people can't paint masterpieces, and some people can't compose symphonies.
Does it mean that they can't slap some paint on a canvas with a brush? Does it mean that they can't pluck the strings of a guitar? Nope...
They can do it, but they just can't do it well, whatever though.
I'm done with this thread. |
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| shortie |
quote:
Originally posted by STiPWR
99% of girls cannot do anything men can do.
99% of girls can not carry me on their back and run 500+ meters, if I was injured in combat.
99% of girls cannot go longer than a month without a shower, without getting infections/hygiene inflicted sicknesses.
Hence why the American infantry doesnt allow females, and they are frowned upon for the most part in the Canadian.
Oh and women cannot go shark diving for that special week of the month:thumbup:
maybe we can do it, but are just smart enough to pretend we cant :thumbup:
besides, what percent of men can do all those listed above either?
99.9% of men can't get a brazillian wax without screaming and/or crying
99.9% of men can't wear 5inch heels that are 2 sizes too small out for an evening of dancing
in the end, we will eventually run your lives anyways :D
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| Therin |
| I know the one thing women CAN do that Men cannot and dont ever want to do, and thats give birth. Other than that women can try all they want at stuff guys can do. |
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| lowslowcorrado |
quote:
Originally posted by shortie
in the end, we will eventually ruin your lives anyways :D
(lol j/k)
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| ZEguy |
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Originally posted by lowslowcorrado
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| tokes |
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Originally posted by shortie
99.9% of men can't get a brazillian wax without screaming and/or crying
Been there, done that. It's the least you can do to make your junk look presentable. |
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| Invalid Zero |
Girls - "Pew pew pew!"
Boys - "BAM BAM POW BOOOOOM!!!!!!! " |
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| Prudz_lude |
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| oldraven |
quote:
Originally posted by shortie
maybe we can do it, but are just smart enough to pretend we cant :thumbup:
besides, what percent of men can do all those listed above either?
99.9% of men can't get a brazillian wax without screaming and/or crying
99.9% of men can't wear 5inch heels that are 2 sizes too small out for an evening of dancing
in the end, we will eventually run your lives anyways :D
(lol j/k)
That's your rebuttal? If you're playing dumb to get out of hauling Stipwr's ass around, you're not playing as well when you tear the hair out of your unmentionables and put yourself through the torture of those shoes.
I'm sorry, but your options make women sound like idiots. |
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| Soulfly |
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Originally posted by oldraven
That's your rebuttal? If you're playing dumb to get out of hauling Stipwr's ass around, you're not playing as well when you tear the hair out of your unmentionables and put yourself through the torture of those shoes.
I'm sorry, but your options make women sound like idiots.
But, but, but,... Women want to look good.. So they torture their bodies... |
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| shortie |
lol I was being somewhat sarcastic, I'm sorry that didnt come accross :rolleyes:
I dont really have a rebuttal, as he is pretty much correct about what he was saying, but a big percent of men can't do what he was saying either...
I have no arguments, men can do physically a lot more than women can - what is there to argue about? its the truth :dunno: |
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| ehos |
100% of men can't give birth.
And the reason why the American infantry doesn't allow women isn't because of any physical/emotional traits. It's simply because no nation could stand to see the loss of a woman on the battlefield. Want to end the Iraq war? It'll be over in a day if you showed 10 dead women blown up by a car bomb/attack etc.
It goes to show you the psyche of modern nations. We can see millions of dead MEN, but there is no way, NO rational nation that will allow it's women to die. The worst nations in the world are the ones that treat their women the worst (ie Pakistan has had increasing suicide of women for the last 20 years! In case you haven't been to Pakistan, it's a shit hole).
Also, there's a reason why men build everything. We build houses, roads, skyscrapers, 99.999% of all technology etc etc. But it's all in compensation for the one thing we can't build, that's human life. Until you see your baby being born, until you realize the power of a woman holding and creating life, that's the time you will realize, it's great we can build all this 'stuff', but we can never do what women can do. That realization has driven man to 'produce' (which is a good thing I think, we all need a little motivation). Building 'bodies' is a mostly male only thing because of the same reason. |
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| oldraven |
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Originally posted by ehos
Also, there's a reason why men build everything. We build houses, roads, skyscrapers, 99.999% of all technology etc etc. But it's all in compensation for the one thing we can't build, that's human life. Until you see your baby being born, until you realize the power of a woman holding and creating life, that's the time you will realize, it's great we can build all this 'stuff', but we can never do what women can do. That realization has driven man to 'produce' (which is a good thing I think, we all need a little motivation). Building 'bodies' is a mostly male only thing because of the same reason.
We also can't breastfeed or change a diaper without needing to puke.
There are some things I'm not good at, just as there are some my wife is not good at. Ask me to organise anything and it has already failed (party, house, desk).
Physically, a woman can do anything a man can. Just no more than a small fraction of them. As Shortie said, a lot of men can't keep up with the average male either. I know a few women I'd trust to pull my carcass out of a burning building, but they're a minority. |
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| The Stig |
| Guys can't look sexy either.... |
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| NightmareMX6 |
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Originally posted by ehos
100% of men can't give birth.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seahorse
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The male seahorse can give birth to as many as 2,000 "fry" at a time and pregnancies last anywhere from 40 to 50 days, depending on the species.
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| Therin |
Im gonna disagree with ehos on the whole war/women thing.
Women die in battle all the time, the battle continues. Same goes for children. If they got a gun and they are pointing it at you, ready to kill you, there is no sex or age in the equation anymore. Its kill or be killed. |
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| NightmareMX6 |
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Originally posted by lilredEG
You realize that 'men' and 'male' are two different words right? :p
they mean the same thing :D |
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| Jaz |
This whole "men cant have babies" thing reminded me of this gem:
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| Cyanide Ride |
quote:
Originally posted by STiPWR
99% of girls can not carry me on their back and run 500+ meters, if I was injured in combat.
Helga: Robin Coleman
REAL NAME: Robin Coleman
HEIGHT: 6'1"
WEIGHT: 205
I betcha she could :) |
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| STiPWR |
quote:
Originally posted by Cyanide Ride
Helga: Robin Coleman
REAL NAME: Robin Coleman
HEIGHT: 6'1"
WEIGHT: 205
I betcha she could :)
thats why I said 99%:D |
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| STiPWR |
quote:
Originally posted by ehos
100% of men can't give birth.
And the reason why the American infantry doesn't allow women isn't because of any physical/emotional traits. It's simply because no nation could stand to see the loss of a woman on the battlefield. Want to end the Iraq war? It'll be over in a day if you showed 10 dead women blown up by a car bomb/attack etc.
It goes to show you the psyche of modern nations. We can see millions of dead MEN, but there is no way, NO rational nation that will allow it's women to die. The worst nations in the world are the ones that treat their women the worst (ie Pakistan has had increasing suicide of women for the last 20 years! In case you haven't been to Pakistan, it's a shit hole).
Ya, you're wrong. Women still leave the wire and are in combat overseas, they are just not in the infantry. Logistics and transport mostly.
We actually lost a girl from our unit in Kandahar... She had her head out of the turret when the vehicle got smoked by an RPG.
She did get alot more publicity than the guys that died... for some reason. |
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| polarcivic |
When talking about the average human being, men and women are more similar that different. Other than the whole giving birth/anatomy deal.
Everything else is just a tired cliche. |
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