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cbourbs
hey guys and gals just wondering if anyone was interested in good investment opportunity. the capital needed is rather large. an investment package can be had. and for anyone that is serious we can meet and discuss it over lunch or something. if there are any questions shoot me a pm.

Invalid Zero
quote:
Originally posted by cbourbs
it's really really cool and im involved.


I'm sold. Put me down for $500.

Cheverz
quote:
Originally posted by Invalid Zero
I'm sold. Put me down for $500.
:lol:

ChromeDragon
quote:
Originally posted by Invalid Zero
I'm sold. Put me down for $500.
$500 only? Grow some balls, this guy is obviously completely legit.

cbourbs
let's just say devon sawa is involved, and it's going to be awesome. i've already met some famous people in the last month, and it's going to be a fun project over the next year

EK9Hatch
Is 50 cent or Jay Z involved? If so, put me down for $10,000. If I like what I see, I'll front another $250,000.

Jamie

ehos
Cheques from Nigeria accepted?

I'll give you a cheque for $50,000, you invest $40K and send me 10K back ok?

cbourbs
i kinda though this was a waste of time putting this on here. sinse most people on 780 are poor anyways. and if your going to make rediculous comments then don't bother posting at all please. moderator might as well delete this thread sinse most people that are posting on here are tools.

Invalid Zero
Listen guy, re-read your original post. Do you really think you are going to attract big money with a pitch like that?

beeb
come on guys.. this dude is obviously legit.. he knows famous people and said that this isn't a scam.

man you people are such jerks.

ChromeDragon
Little tough to take investment advice from a guy with the spelling ability of a second grader.

cbourbs
quote:
Originally posted by ChromeDragon
Little tough to take investment advice from a guy with the spelling ability of a second grader.


well i tried to use small words so you wouldn't get confused :p

GT45
quote:
Originally posted by cbourbs
well i tried to use small words so you wouldn't get confused :p


It's nice to see you're attacking everyone now because nobody thinks your post is ligit. Real professional. I'm in the investment market myself and there are a few others on this site as well. All you did was just crash a burn my friend. If you're expecting any kind of return or positive feedback, you should have tried a more professional approach.

With that said, calling most people on here "poor" or "tools" isn't going to get you anywhere. Learn how to do you marketing properly, get a clue, then punch yourself in the face for being a tool. I hope the mods delete this thread and your account so nobody has to listen to your crap anymore.

cbourbs
thanks for the marketing tips.......dick

SilverE90
quote:
Originally posted by cbourbs
i kinda though this was a waste of time putting this on here. sinse most people on 780 are poor anyways. and if your going to make rediculous comments then don't bother posting at all please. moderator might as well delete this thread sinse most people that are posting on here are tools.


If it really is a good and legit investment opportunity you should just post up the details. Serious people with money would actually contact you then. No one is going to take you serious with that first post.

Tech2
Devon Sawa is involved? Oh shit, count me in then!

"Devon Sawa:

He started his career in 1992 as a children's action toy spokesperson and was a very successful teen star during the 1990s. He was featured on the covers of many teen magazines such as Tiger Beat and others during the height of his fame."

I always take financial advice from ex-teen stars. And with a look like this, I'm surprised we're all not jumping all over this bandwagon, figuratively speaking of course.

Seriously man, did you think we were all going to hand over envelopes of cash for you to "invest" for us?

cbourbs
quote:
Originally posted by SilverE90
If it really is a good and legit investment opportunity you should just post up the details. Serious people with money would actually contact you then. No one is going to take you serious with that first post.


yes, you are right i should probably post some details

cbourbs
could a moderator please delete this thread because clearly with everyone's post here this is completely going nowhere.


thank you

ChromeDragon
Providing you don't have to pawn your computer to pay for food money in a few months, be sure to come and tell us how well this goes.:rolleyes:

JustinL
quote:
Originally posted by cbourbs
we can meet and discuss it over lunch or something.


You paying for lunch?

arabian_ryda
quote:
Originally posted by JustinL
You paying for lunch?


i pmed him and asked him that already and he said YES we could meet up for lunch at mcdonalds in the play place and talk things over a warm happy meal

Beerking
LOL, thanks for the huge financial tip there Buffett. If something was so significant I am pretty sure word would not be going around like this. I think I will keep my investments where they are and if I loose money at least I lost knowing what I was getting into instead of handing over an evelope full of cash to Willy Wonka at Mcdonald's ball pit.

I'll pass Douche Bag.

GT45
Name a time and place. I'll meet up for lunch and see what you have to say. I'll give you an hour to convince me to invest my money with you and Devon Sawa. Seems fair, considering that fact you had the worst first impression I've ever seen. I'd appreciate it if you didn't call me a dick during your presentation, but I doubt you'll have the balls to once you meet me in person.

Post it on here where you want to meet. Better yet, make an event thread in the "events and meets" section. Then anyone who wants to can come check it out.

Beerking
quote:
Originally posted by GT45
Name a time and place. I'll meet up for lunch and see what you have to say. I'll give you an hour to convince me to invest my money with you and Devon Sawa. Seems fair, considering that fact you had the worst first impression I've ever seen. I'd appreciate it if you didn't call me a dick during your presentation, but I doubt you'll have the balls to once you meet me in person.

Post it on here where you want to meet. Better yet, make an event thread in the "events and meets" section. Then anyone who wants to can come check it out.



Tick...tick...tick...tock.....???

ehos
http://forums.780tuners.com/showthr...mp;pagenumber=4

And can we invite this guy too with his HHO kit??

Fazda
lol you guys are dicks, funny shit! maybe u are all missing out on loads of cash, im gonna laugh if thei guy acutally has some sort of game plan and no one bites. who will be laughing then....

Invalid Zero
Fuck that man, I'm not missing out. I'm in for $500. I can't wait to meet 80's celebs! I don't even care if I see my money again. :dunno:

CKXtreme
Uh, guys.. Devon Sawa was also the star of the Final Destination franchise, so it's completely legit.

I do represent an investment company, and I would never solicit like that. Nor would I try to engage potential investors with any tv/radio/movie stars, past or present as part of the strategy outside of say JayZ or PDiddy, who DO have large success in investment diversification.

Give me a fortune 500 CEO, a prodigy of Warren Buffet, a documented businessman self-made millionaire then maybe name dropping will have even a slight hint of effect.

Real investment companies have legitimate websites, phone numbers, advertisements, which you're more then welcome to post for all of us to take a look.

Also, having met a couple of the people off 780, I know there would be at least a couple qualified investors floating around, which may be worth your while if you're truly legitimate. But at this point, you'd have to prove me otherwise.

cbourbs
right now guys in this thing im just an investors into the movie however if i find a bunch of money i get to be an executive producer which is much more highly accredited. here is the link on imdb for who is involved in this.http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1185839/

here is also are movie in fangoria

http://www.fangoria.com/news_article.php?id=6517

you can check it out on my space. it's all over there too. the director is a friend of mine i met on the plane from LA to vancouver when i was on my way back from my asia trip this spring. if you guys don't believe me it's your loss. im not an investment company. im just looking for investors. i don't have a load of money. however if i find people with lots of money the director will send me the investor package that has been put together by the lawyer. but so far it's been a blast working with these people, and were just gearing up to go into production hopefully by the end of october.

Tech2
So you are looking for envelopes filled with cash. :(

Good luck though, hope things turn out.

Beerking
quote:
Originally posted by cbourbs
right now guys in this thing im just an investors into the movie however if i find a bunch of money i get to be an executive producer which is much more highly accredited. here is the link on imdb for who is involved in this.http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1185839/

here is also are movie in fangoria

http://www.fangoria.com/news_article.php?id=6517

you can check it out on my space. it's all over there too. the director is a friend of mine i met on the plane from LA to vancouver when i was on my way back from my asia trip this spring. if you guys don't believe me it's your loss. im not an investment company. im just looking for investors. i don't have a load of money. however if i find people with lots of money the director will send me the investor package that has been put together by the lawyer. but so far it's been a blast working with these people, and were just gearing up to go into production hopefully by the end of october.



Are you serious, that is some of the worst acting I have seen in a long time. And Final Destination was not that great either. Good luck getting investors with a preview as bad as that.

I did not know that you could buy your way into being an executive producer...sounds kind of cheap to me, you are supposed to work your way to those positions not buy.

cbourbs
some things people don't realize is how much money to costs to make a movie and how much money movies make. our fx guy made a movie called gutterballs. have you ever heard of it. probably not. it cost only 200k go make and sold to a movie distributor for 2.5 million dollars. it's so easy to make a million dollars on a movie. and it doesn't really sound like you know what different people do to get a movie done. and associate producer sounds like a big deal but it's not. they are the ones who get coffee and do things for people on set. producers get the camera work and organize getting people for wardrobe and makeup. executive producer gets the money together to meet the budget for the movie. then the investors that give the executive producer money are known as co-executive producers.

T-LAV MRV
i read the first post, and automatically thought it was some quixtar scheme lol.

mike

Casanova
hahaha

ChromeDragon
So you're an expert on movie production then? This looks like straight to video, b-movie crap. And since nobody actually rents videos anymore it will end up making like $12.

cbourbs
haha well sounda like you don't know much about video distribution then. i really don't care how many people rent it. if it does go straight to video all i care about is how much the distributor buys it for. im not an expert in movie production at all but it sounds like your opinion isn't reasearched at all. so you really don't have the right to knock it. all i started this thread for was to see if it would be something interested in. all im doing is getting flack. either be encouraging or just keep your opinion to yourself. and don't talk crap about something you don't know anything about. ;)

beeb
ha ha ha ha ha ha

the word "tool" comes to mind

Wolfdio
you can find better previews for worse/home-made movies off youtube, behold: crap movie

im not saying your movie's gonna suck but at least these guys can afford a tripod

cbourbs
yeah lol i know that. but the budget for this movie is 2x the value of my house so with that it's not going to be a crap movie. some of the scenes are going to wicked trust me. i want to talk about this thing so much more openly but non disclosure agreement would get my ass sued. im just pumped to get this thing started and have a blast with it. just want to know if anyone wants to invest some money and come along for the ride. haha doesn't really seem like it's going to happen here with all the flak im getting, but that's what most people do that like to play their lives safe and assume no risk. but i want more out of life then the everage. and you know what if i fall flat on my face at least i can say i tried, and people that haven't done anything can't say jack shit. :)

Jord@n
i want more then everage too!

ChromeDragon
quote:
Originally posted by cbourbs
yeah lol i know that. but the budget for this movie is 2x the value of my house so with that it's not going to be a crap movie. some of the scenes are going to wicked trust me. i want to talk about this thing so much more openly but non disclosure agreement would get my ass sued. im just pumped to get this thing started and have a blast with it. just want to know if anyone wants to invest some money and come along for the ride. haha doesn't really seem like it's going to happen here with all the flak im getting, but that's what most people do that like to play their lives safe and assume no risk. but i want more out of life then the everage. and you know what if i fall flat on my face at least i can say i tried, and people that haven't done anything can't say jack shit. :)
A low-budget movie in Hollywood is $30 million. This budget would be low for a porn movie named Knob Gobblers 13: The Cock Swallower's Revenge.

It's great that you're excited about it, but I am going to tell you right now that it will be absolute schlock.

Beerking
quote:
Originally posted by cbourbs
but the budget for this movie is 2x the value of my house so with that it's not going to be a crap movie.


Really? Ouch then, I do not care if you live in a mansion, that is a cheap movie, really cheap. Low budget tv shows cost more per show than this movie.

You also said you met the producer or director (whoever) on a plane, unless you are some buisness executive and were flying 1st class, your first hint should be that he was in coach (not a good sign for a film director).

Save your money, you are loosing out on this one.

GOT BOOST
Is this a lesbian porno flick? If so, can I invest my time as a cameraman for this?

Jord@n
hahahaha I watched the trailer for fun. This has got to be the lamest, cheesiest horror movie I've ever seen. And I've seen my fair share of them! I would totally rent this purely for the unbelievably ridiculousness of it. I hope the intention of the film is to be a comedy-horror that pokes fun at lame horror movies.

Beerking
quote:
Originally posted by Jord@n
I hope the intention of the film is to be a comedy-horror that pokes fun at lame horror movies.

Nope, it is the real deal slasher, horror and scare the shit out of you..... ya its that bad.

ChromeDragon
quote:
Originally posted by Jord@n
hahahaha I watched the trailer for fun. This has got to be the lamest, cheesiest horror movie I've ever seen. And I've seen my fair share of them! I would totally rent this purely for the unbelievably ridiculousness of it. I hope the intention of the film is to be a comedy-horror that pokes fun at lame horror movies.
Bahahahahahha.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VSrSHssIwo

cbourbs
do you guys know what the budget for each saw movie was? it was only 1.1 million. the only time a movie costs 30 million is when there are a ton of special effects in it and that's it. the strangers that just came out only cost 1.2 million and it's grossed over 70 million at the box office so far. the trailer that was made was just made for youtube as a fun thing to do. how could we make a real trailer when the movie hasen't even been shot yet. and with that im done here, this is pointless. im not responding anymore you retards anymore. good luck with your less then average lives. and for all those that have been mildly supportive thanks.

Beerking
quote:
Originally posted by cbourbs
good luck with your less then average lives.


If you need 'millions' of dollars to be happy then I pitty you. You must live a sad life where banking your happiness on a low budget slasher movie is what keeps you going. I will probably never be a millionaire, or live in a hug house, but that is not what I want. I live in a small quaint house with my wife and we take enjoyable trips all the time, when we want. You do not need loads of money to do that, and I do not work my ass of either or have a huge salary. Have fun pretending to live the life of a Hollywood star when you are not one.

GOT BOOST
quote:
Originally posted by cbourbs
do you guys know what the budget for each saw movie was? it was only 1.1 million. the only time a movie costs 30 million is when there are a ton of special effects in it and that's it. the strangers that just came out only cost 1.2 million and it's grossed over 70 million at the box office so far. the trailer that was made was just made for youtube as a fun thing to do. how could we make a real trailer when the movie hasen't even been shot yet. and with that im done here, this is pointless. im not responding anymore you retards anymore. good luck with your less then average lives. and for all those that have been mildly supportive thanks.


Err.....


Average cost to produce a movie in 2006 was 65.8 Million. I am not sure where you are getting your stats from but you had better recheck them.

http://www.cinematical.com/2007/03/...-8m-to-produce/

Dumbass.

Jockette
I don't get it. Why isn't everyone jumping on the awesome opportunity??
:dunno:

arabian_ryda
80`s theme LOOOOL

.......cause the movie cant afford new cars and costums geuss the goodwill should be one of the executive producers in this film hahaha.

are u guys also gonna use the hand crank camera to save on costs?

beeb
quote:
Originally posted by cbourbs
yeah lol i know that. but the budget for this movie is 2x the value of my house so with that it's not going to be a crap movie. some of the scenes are going to wicked trust me. i want to talk about this thing so much more openly but non disclosure agreement would get my ass sued. im just pumped to get this thing started and have a blast with it. just want to know if anyone wants to invest some money and come along for the ride. haha doesn't really seem like it's going to happen here with all the flak im getting, but that's what most people do that like to play their lives safe and assume no risk. but i want more out of life then the everage. and you know what if i fall flat on my face at least i can say i tried, and people that haven't done anything can't say jack shit. :)


2x the value of your house eh

do you live in a trailer?

ChromeDragon
There are thousands of shitty movies made each year and many thousands more not made. Why would getting in on one of the thousands of shitty movies that MIGHT get made be such a huge opportunity?

Hopefully you don't lose your house on this 'investment opportunity.'

Fish_e_o
quote:
Originally posted by cbourbs
the budget for this movie is 2x the value of my house so with that it's not going to be a crap movie. some of the scenes are going to wicked trust me. i want to talk about this thing so much more openly but non disclosure agreement would get my ass sued.

i could fund that myself... (i'm not even close to interested so don't pm me about it)

but if it's such a good investment no bank will turn you down!

i know a lot about big loans and banks aren't too afraid of them as long as you have a plan and it's solid

supeg
GOOD DAY,

I WILL BE WILLING TO FUND YOUR GREAT AMERICAN MOVIE. I BELIEVE THAT THERE IS NO HARM IN TRYING SOMEONE TRUSTWORTHY AT HEART.A NEW RELATIONSHIP WILL GO A LONG WAY TO HELP ME.

IN EXCHANGE FOR HELPING YOU WITH YOUR GREAT AMERICAN MOVIE I NEED YOU TO COME AND STAND AS 'NEXT OF KIN' TO A CLIENT LATE MR PHILIP WHO DIED IN 2003 OF A HEART CONDITION HERE IN LAGOS.SOME YEARS AGO,MR. PHILIP MADE A NUMBERED(OR FIXED)DEPOSIT OF US$18,000,000.00 MILLION IN MY BANK.

UNFORTUNATELY, HE DID NOT MENTION A NEXT OF KIN IN ANY OF HIS PAPERS WITH US OR HE IS A CONTRACTOR - TEXACO OIL.SINCE THEN, THERE HAVE BEEN NO RESPONSE TO OUR INTERNATIONAL ADVERTORIALS CALLING FOR ANY RELATIVE TO CONTACT US.

MY DEPARTMENT HAS THE MANDATE TO OVERSEE THE INTERNAL CLEARANCE FOR CLAIMS SUCH AS THIS AND THE FINAL APPROVAL SIGNATURE FOR PAYMENT IS MINE.YOU HAVE NO RISK.BY LAW, YOU ONLY NEED TO SHOW-UP ONCE BEFORE THE MONEY WILL BE PAID INTO YOUR ACCOUNT ABROAD.

HOWEVER, PLEASE KNOW THAT THE MONEY WILL BE SHARED BETWEEN US;I WILL TAKE 50% AND YOU: 40% WHILE 10% FOR THE EXPENSE WE MIGHT HAVE INCUR DURING THE PROCESS OF TRANSFER.THERE ARE REASONS WHY WE NEED TO CLAIM THIS MONEY FAST.I WILL GIVE YOU MORE COMPREHENSIVE DETAIL WHEN YOU REPLY.

THANK YOU,
SUPEG

Wolfdio
quote:
Originally posted by supeg
GOOD DAY,

BLAH BLAH BLAH

THANK YOU,
SUPEG




creepy, i just got the exact copy of your post in an email yesterday... but it was from the FBI telling me getting my "inheretence" money from an uncle I never even knew I had will stop terrorism! OH JOY!

supeg
quote:
Originally posted by Wolfdio
creepy, i just got the exact copy of your post in an email yesterday... but it was from the FBI telling me getting my "inheretence" money from an uncle I never even knew I had will stop terrorism! OH JOY!


Hopefully you took it. It is 100% legit.

Wolfdio
quote:
Originally posted by supeg
Hopefully you took it. It is 100% legit.


he just needed a blank cheque and im a millionaire


no reach-around though :(

kevito_
quote:
Originally posted by Tech2
Devon Sawa is involved? Oh shit, count me in then!

"Devon Sawa:

He started his career in 1992 as a children's action toy spokesperson and was a very successful teen star during the 1990s. He was featured on the covers of many teen magazines such as Tiger Beat and others during the height of his fame."

I always take financial advice from ex-teen stars. And with a look like this, I'm surprised we're all not jumping all over this bandwagon, figuratively speaking of course.

Seriously man, did you think we were all going to hand over envelopes of cash for you to "invest" for us?



Does he provide dividends on my investment? That photo is quite arousing.

chrenan
quote:
Originally posted by cbourbs
let's just say devon sawa is involved, and it's going to be awesome. i've already met some famous people in the last month, and it's going to be a fun project over the next year


Is Mark from Saskatchewan involved? That guy is a legend. If he is on board, I'm in.

I can't speak for everyone, but my best investments have all been found through a thread on a car enthusiast message board started by a poster with little to no writing skills. This looks like a great opportunity, I want to be able to say that I got in on the ground floor.

To the topic starter, send me a PM so we can meet. An hour of my time will cost you lunch at the Hardware Grill, which is a pretty good deal.

JustinL
quote:
Originally posted by chrenan

To the topic starter, send me a PM so we can meet. An hour of my time will cost you lunch at the Hardware Grill, which is a pretty good deal.



Take a number buddy! My free lunch comes first :)

Lukesky
quote:
Originally posted by chrenan

I can't speak for everyone, but my best investments have all been found through a thread on a car enthusiast message board started by a poster with little to no writing skills. This looks like a great opportunity, I want to be able to say that I got in on the ground floor.

To the topic starter, send me a PM so we can meet. An hour of my time will cost you lunch at the Hardware Grill, which is a pretty good deal.




I lol'd. :lol:

AcuraNation
hahah that preview is fucking hilarious. i could make a better preview with a camera phone and a used tampon.

functional rice
WOW!!! I am so onboard. Can I wire my funds to an overseas country.

Can we get Doogie Howser on board too? That would be so rad man!

CKXtreme
quote:
Originally posted by functional rice

Can we get Doogie Howser on board too? That would be so rad man!



NPH wouldn't do that.

ChromeDragon
NPH would tear off your head and shit down your throat while having sex with a fat-tittied whore ... who has a cock as well.:blink:

CKXtreme
quote:
Originally posted by ChromeDragon
NPH would tear off your head and shit down your throat while having sex with a fat-tittied whore ... who has a cock as well.:blink:


Wow.. I knew he was badass, but thanks for clarifying just how badass.



:dunno:

BRITAIN1.8
If you can GUARANTEE that I will at least recoup my investment then I'm in.




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