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Scintillater
My friends and I were talking about this (we were really really really bored) and we were thinking: did u ever wonder, if there was a Siamese twin, a person with two heads, each with their own working minds, and could control one half of the body dominantly, and the other, not so strongly, how would it work?  Who wipes the ass?  How do they eat?  If they got married, which one would get married?  If they were chicks, who would the guy kiss while thye have sex?  If they go to a movie theatre, or a bus, do they pay for one or two people?  Yeahh....i know...we're lame.

Talented
Is it considered a 3-some if you have sex? haha

REFLUX
Talented: haahhaha

i dont think they would live long, but if they did......it'd b really messed
i dont even want to think about it

wat about genitalia tho??? they each get to control one side of a single organ?<!--emo&???--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'><!--endemo-->?<!--emo&???--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'><!--endemo-->?

wong
Imagaine how they masterbate?


SHIET!  <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->  <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->  <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->  <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->

Bimmer
As interesting as this conversation really is <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->  I'm starting to think we need to move it to the Sex Forum.. haha

BlueTurboEGG
So... would marrying one be considered bigamy for the other?...

Scintillater
Here's another one.  Let's say once decides to kill the other because it's annoyed and only wants one head: is it considered murder or suicide?  *LOL*

Talented
How about if you masterbate? is it considered rape if the other twin dosen't want to also? hahahha

ok. I think i'm pushing the limit here <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->

Scintillater
Maybe this SHOULD be in the sex forums!  *hahahah*




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