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It is impossible to lick your elbow.
A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.
A shrimp's heart is in their head.
People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze,
you're heart stops for a mili-second.
In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one
reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the
sand (or attempted to do so).
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit
Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti
Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of
little pasta swastikas.
On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and
spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime.
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or
received a telephone call.
Rats and horses can't vomit.
The ''sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick'' is said to be the
toughest tongue twister in the English language.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to
suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck
and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they will pop out.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have
over million descendants.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in
your ear by 700 times.
If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title
14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on
July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with
extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating
are already married.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people
sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.
In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat
70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Cat's urine glows under a black-light.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. |
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i just licked my elbow...well not the POINTY tip, but right by it (1 inch away)
i really dont think my eyeballs will pop out if i keep my eyes open when i sneeze, same w/ rupturing something & dying
i've suppressed LOTS of sneezes
i heard that people say bless you becase in the "dark ages"/dumb English era, wen u sneezed, it was believed u would die & that a sneeze ha somtin 2 do with "demons in your body"
2 weeks of kissing, i'd rather split that up into all the multiple kisses i've done than 1 giant one
UNLIKE going to the bathroom, average person spends 4 years in the bathroom..i'd rather take 1 giant dump/piss & never have 2 go the the bathroom again haaha |
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