| masterv |
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her, and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition. |
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| ChromeDragon |
ROFLMAO!
So when is it that you get to prove these claims though? :blink: |
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| Flex |
| Money well spent in my opinion........... :bigthumbup: |
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| Z3r03rr0r |
| so are you sure that couldn't be considered false advertising |
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| redbaron303 |
| Burn to Vince... haha ;) |
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| VerbotenZ34 |
How come I never got such 'hands on' tutilage at NAIT in Bus Admin?
All I got was: "I would love to apply linear regression to your clothes" and a slap in the face.
Verboten |
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| 1mns13 |
| Sounds like a rip off to me. |
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| captain nismo |
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Originally posted by 1mns13
Sounds like a rip off to me.
i agree. I paided that much this year and i didn't learn that. :P My tutition pays for a place for me to sleep during the lectures. You know its been a good day when you are less tired when you go home at 5pm, then when you come in at 8am. :bigthumbup: |
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| REFLUX |
| Captain Nismo: 8AM class??? no availability at later times in the day??? |
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| captain nismo |
| No. Not all of the courses i'm taking are available at multiple times. Plus i got labs in the mornings :thumbsdown: |
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| badger |
| heheh funny! :bigthumbup: |
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