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Magnum
if you could suck your own penis..... would you...
and if you could....... would you swallow. ;)

djshortys
well, once you think about it, lots of mammals are capable of lickin/cleanign them selfs down there. Now if your goin to do it for sexual pleasers rather then the above mentiond then yiikes , Im sure ppl will all say no, but there lots that will hide the fact that they would, i hoselty wouldnt...bla....

dood, go watch a dog do its deed down there, and rethink what you just posted..
:bigthumbup:
andy!

SlowAzzPorsche911T
fuckin sick, man you need to think more about work and shit.. LOL

of course i wouldn't! :wtf:

kracka99
quote:
Originally posted by Magnum
i want to suck your penis..... would you let me?...
and if i can...... would you want me to swallow?. ;)


:gay:

REFLUX
quote:
Originally posted by kracka99
quote:
Originally posted by Magnum
i want to suck your penis..... would you let me?...
and if i can......  would you want me to swallow?. ;)


:gay:


HAHAHAHHAHH
:owned:

HKSpowers
quote:
Originally posted by REFLUX
quote:
Originally posted by kracka99
quote:
Originally posted by Magnum
i want to suck your penis..... would you let me?...
and if i can......_ would you want me to swallow?. ;)


:gay:


HAHAHAHHAHH
:owned:


That says it all about this thread HAHA :owned:

SHIFT_AT_9000_RPMS
LOL!! Holy shit, only you would ask something like this Magnum!!!

No and no. I wouldn't want to deprive any females of either! :bigthumbup:

stealth
^ u know u would

i wouldnt

Magnum
you jerk yourself off... right... now isnt that discusting...

i'm not saying i would.... but i guess you can't say you wouldnt unless you could.... ron jeremy did... oh and marilyn manson got a rib removed to do it.

although all of you say i'm sick.. kracka is probaby on the floor right now bending himself into a pretzel, dislocating his hips to reach that extra inch.

stealth
quote:
Originally posted by Magnum
you jerk yourself off... right... now isnt that discusting...

i'm not saying i would.... but i guess you can't say you wouldnt unless you could.... ron jeremy did... oh and marilyn manson got a rib removed to do it.

although all of you say i'm sick.. kracka is probaby on the floor right now bending himself into a pretzel, dislocating his hips to reach that extra inch.


hahahah thats funny shit.

redbaron303
fuckin halarious this thread is....

Flex
Dude....you have waaaaaaay to much time on your hands......... :blink:

kracka99
quote:
Originally posted by Magnum
.... ron jeremy did... oh and marilyn manson got a rib removed to do it.



Wow, someones been doing some research!
Thinking about a little surgery there buddy?

"God damn it!!! i can almost reach it!!!"
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:moon: <-----Magnum

BLK_LBL
theres probably a ghost watching you, naked on the floor, trying to fold your self in half

Magnum
quote:
Originally posted by kracka99
quote:
Originally posted by Magnum
.... ron jeremy did... oh and marilyn manson got a rib removed to do it.



Wow, someones been doing some research!
Thinking about a little surgery there buddy?

"God damn it!!! i can almost reach it!!!"
|
:moon: <-----Magnum


ron jeremy is common knowledge.. aka- the hedgehog... and marilyn manson was in the paper for it like 5yrs ago...

nah if i were to dish out cash for surgery i would definatly get breasts :bigthumbup:

ChromeDragon
quote:
Originally posted by Flex
Dude....you have waaaaaaay to much time on your hands......... :blink:

It's not the "time" on his hands that we're concerned about. :crying: :blink:

Transporter
i must say that will be the most undecribable thread i have ever come across in a car forum...it is like you never see it coming...i have read couple of the other threads and i wonder what goes through ppl minds... but this one takes the cake and all the icing!!!

redbaron303
quote:
Originally posted by Magnum

nah if i were to dish out cash for surgery i would definatly get breasts :bigthumbup:


This must be a military thing..... hahahahaha The armys screwed you Mag! :)

SlowAzzPorsche911T
Red just wants to fondle your breasts when you get em :P

REDX2NV
quote:
Originally posted by SlowAzzPorsche911T
Red just wants to fondle your breasts when you get em :P

cuz it would be the only breats he had ever touched, awww :mellow:

SHIFT_AT_9000_RPMS
quote:
Originally posted by REDX2NV
quote:
Originally posted by SlowAzzPorsche911T
Red just wants to fondle your breasts when you get em  :P

cuz it would be the only breats he had ever touched, awww :mellow:


:owned:

Damn Chris, you gonna take that?!?! LOL

redbaron303
quote:
Originally posted by REDX2NV
quote:
Originally posted by SlowAzzPorsche911T
Red just wants to fondle your breasts when you get em_ :P

cuz it would be the only breats he had ever touched, awww :mellow:


Hey man... your moms all women she's got my fingerprints in her tits....

Magnum
lol...

Lll_J
quote:
cuz it would be the only breats he had ever touched, awww


Haha, Ohhh.

Jordan

djshortys
chris, burned once again.... :rolleyes:


andy!

Magnum
i didnt say any of you assholes could touch my breasts...... maybe i'll show some nipple if your really nice to me :wub:

superpirate25
quote:
Originally posted by Magnum
you jerk yourself off... right... now isnt that discusting...



Yeah, but you can't taste with your hand, and that makes all the difference in the world.

Magnum
quote:
Originally posted by superpirate25
quote:
Originally posted by Magnum
you jerk yourself off... right... now isnt that discusting...



Yeah, but you can't taste with your hand, and that makes all the difference in the world.


how do you know what it tastes like :gay:

superpirate25
I don't, nor do I want to know, which is why I wouldn't stick my own weiner between my own lips.

98 teg
f@ck thist hread is reminds me of the jerking off thread, some ones got way to much time on their hands :thefinger:

98 teg
f@ck this thread is reminds me of the jerking off thread, some ones got way to much time on their hands :thefinger:




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