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REFLUX
because i'm superiorly bored, here's a list of REAL names that are "less than pleasant" to me: (no offense to anyone)

Gertrude
Beatrice
Agnes
Agatha
Martha
Bernadet
Bernice
Eustice (yoo-stiss)
Ger (male)
Dicky
Cash (my cousin's nephew)
Maureen

There's a few, feel free to add to the list!!!

masterv
Newell
Freddie
Gaylord (look in whitepages last name Chan could be G.Chan now haha)
..umm that's it 4 now

REFLUX
Owen
Dimitri
Vladimir
Sloboden

brandon
I knew this Vietnamese guy with the name "Phuc"

Pronounce it as you will...

REFLUX
hahahah hey that's pretty good
not "gross" but funny hehe

masterv
i heard "Phuc" is pronounced "fook"
oh ya my latest addition....
i hate the name Herman  <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->

REFLUX
f*ck!!! i hate that fucking name too
holy sh*t......im not joking either........so dumb
<!--emo&:angry:--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':angry:'><!--endemo-->

Scintillater
i feel like i'm in elementary again.

REFLUX
quote:
Originally posted by -Scintillater
i feel like i'm in elementary again.

what kind of name is that?<!--emo&???--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'><!--endemo-->?
hahaahhaaha

come on Scin, you must have a pretty nasty name if this reminds you of elementary....come on....which is it???
GERTRUDE??? BEATRICE???

HORTENCE!!? (just thought of that one)

or do you have some Paki style name...like:
Rajalea?? damn i can't believe i thought of THAT one
*puke*

masterv
y? scin? no one likes ur name? i hated elementary....i got letter blocks thrown at me...kids can be so cruel.... <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo-->

Scintillater
no...just a plain chinese name you dolt.  but i do remember being made fun of as a child since all the losers who amounted to nothing thought it was unbelievably funny to pick on kids with names that weren't boring and "popular."  Could also be the fact that i was like the ONLY chinese kid in my school...*hahah*  How many "mike"s or "vince" with the last name Wong, Ng, or Chan do you know? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

REFLUX
hahhaah dolt
i haven't heard that word in a long time

so what's your Chinese name??? like.........Ding Dang??

or Ching Chong??

masterv
prolly wang wang or pui pui or pi pi....lol
hey i'm a vince... <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->

Scintillater
i have to say...no letter blocks thrown at me.  Nope...just ignorant retarded racist kids.

masterv
moo.... <!--emo&;)--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'><!--endemo-->

REFLUX
fart

masterv
hey scin i prolly woulda hucked blocks at u either way..u know...they're fun to throw at gurls and make them cry when i was a kid.... <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->

REFLUX
yeah you like hitting girls with wood hey Vince?

masterv
indeed..... <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->

BigQuach
Olga
Newell
Gretchen
Vince
Buba
Nelly
Whoa Nelly
MasterV

BlueTurboEGG
What's so great about a "BigQuach"? <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->

REFLUX
Olga......ouch

Olenka's pretty brutal too, Oli, Ola, Ollie

damn i dont get these people........how can they NOT realize that it's a horrible & disgusting name that they're about to give their child?<!--emo&???--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'><!--endemo-->?

i notice most these nasty names are East European too........must have been because of Chernobyl
hahahaha

masterv
Ned
Mindy
Patty
Selma

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Jebediah
Ezekiel

Racoon
Jebidiah is a cool name to read  <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->

REFLUX
did someone post Helen yet???
i think Helen's gross

masterv
<!--emo&:withstupid:--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/withstupid.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':withstupid:'><!--endemo-->

REFLUX
shudap Vince
if there was a smiley face that pointed up & said "He has a small dick" i would use that on you

hahaha

masterv
I KNOW!!! MY DICK IS SO SMALL!!!! I CAN BARELY GRAB IT WITH 2 FINGERS!!! <!--emo&:rolleyes:--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':rolleyes:'><!--endemo-->



<!--EDIT|REFLUX|April 06 2002,11:37-->

REFLUX
really? my gf has to use a fucking microscope on 100000x to see just MY PUBES!!!!!!!!!

AHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



<!--EDIT|masterv|April 06 2002,18:13-->

DrunkenGoddess
hahahaha.. you two are great ^-^  <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->
speakin of elementary tho.. i was known as BUNDY, okay? =P
Peggy Bundy to the kids and Peggy Sue to the teachers =P

icky names: inga, guy, harry, helga, larry, moe, curry, abdul, barry, barney, sylvester, lance? haha..

but on another note.. aren't these names great? jade, tiger, spring, hope, joy(ce), penelope (penny), parker, ryu, belle even?
i would definitely give a girl "truth" as her middle name.. =}

REFLUX
u gotta watch out for the "extreme" names Pegs

naming your child RYU is NOT gonna make his life easier
neither would Tiger, Spring, Hope or Penny

i can think of a few nasty taunts right now.....gotta watch out these days, kids r gettin worse FAST

i'm not a real parker fan, nor belle

but Jade is cool, or Jaden (some superstar's kid is named that)

DrunkenGoddess
haha.. yea.. will smith and jada =P their kid's jaden..
my god-bro already claimed it tho.. i said i would name my dog jaden.. hahahaha ^-^ just to piss him off =P
what? hope, etc. are such GREAT names!
and tiger because i love tigers
ryu.. i forgot the meaning.. ummm.. but it was good.. haha
back off my name list >=P
muahahahahaha  <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->

Genki
quote:
Originally posted by -DrunkenGoddess
ryu.. i forgot the meaning.. ummm.. but it was good..

ryu!?  Street fighter <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->

REFLUX
quote:
Originally posted by -Genki
quote:
Originally posted by -DrunkenGoddess
ryu.. i forgot the meaning.. ummm.. but it was good..

ryu!? _Street fighter <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->


EXACTLY

DrunkenGoddess
nooooooo!! i mean.. the MEANING =P
i think it means brave or #1?  <!--emo&???--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'><!--endemo-->

REFLUX
yeah but besides JAPANESE people..........who would know wat Ryu REALLY means??
NO ONE

ask ANNNNNNNNNNNYONE: "What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear RYU"

they will all say Street Fighter

oh i'm not a big Patty/Patrick fan
or Patricia

BlueTurboEGG
Mortimer?

Has that been said yet?...

masterv
Andy>>> HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHH
<!--emo&:thumbs-up:--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/thumbs-up.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':thumbs-up:'><!--endemo--> good one

DrunkenGoddess
Dick.. what's a worse name than that?!
or has that already been said?

REFLUX
Maynard

DG: not sure if Dick has been said, i think i posted Dicky

masterv
Gaylord Chan (In white pages..think he changed it to G.Chan) <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo-->

REFLUX
LOL

Gigi ("jee-jee")

BlueTurboEGG
Wilton...

DrunkenGoddess
i know this is religious but.. jebidiah <-can't spell

REFLUX
LOL Wilton
that's a good one

i think Jebediah was said already (along with Ezekial)

was Margaret said?

Selma (from Simpsons)

Wilma (Flintstones)

i'm not a big Jane fan either, or Mary......not GROSS but very plain

masterv
Pirerette

REFLUX
Vince: woooooooooooo u better hope she doesn't find out about AN
hahahahaha

Jack
so plain

OHOH!! I HATE BOB!!!
Bob, Bill, Fred, Barney, George, Joy, Hope
blah
<!--emo&:baaa:--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/baaa.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':baaa:'><!--endemo-->

DrunkenGoddess
*throws a brick at reflux's head*
lay off HOPE AND JOY!
those are short and simple names but they are soooooo great =P
means muchly and sums up our lives =P er.. lives' goals? ^-^

REFLUX
quote:
Originally posted by -DrunkenGoddess
*throws a brick at reflux's head*
lay off HOPE AND JOY!
those are short and simple names but they are soooooo great =P
means muchly and sums up our lives =P er.. lives' goals? ^-^


that's EXACTLY why u dont name ur kids that cuz think of all the jokes that will come of it:

"Hope?? Yeah she doesn't have a HOPE in the world!!"
"Joy?? I feel sorry for her parents cuz she sure as hell isn't a bundle of JOY to them!!"

etc etc, all the puns & smart ass remarks

i mean..who the HELL would name their kid RYU?? that's jus plain stupid.....dumb dumb dumb
it's like naming your kid PENIS or JESUS or SATAN.......you're jus setting your child up for a ruff life

inconsideracy........tsk tsk tsk

DrunkenGoddess
geez.. you're such a pessimist!!
ryu.. what's wrong with that? "ha ha.. your name's from street fighter?" well geez.. wth.. ryu was the best fighter! =P
and joy and hope are GREAT names for the sole reason pessimism exists!
those are good names. i don't care WHAT you say >=
*throws a box of bricks at reflux's head*

REFLUX
k well next time i meet a Joy or a Hope, BECAUSE OF YOU, i am going to grind them down to a pulp cuz of their silly name
hahahaha

<!--emo&:devil:--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/devil.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':devil:'><!--endemo-->  <!--emo&:devil:--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/devil.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':devil:'><!--endemo-->



<!--EDIT|REFLUX|April 20 2002,11:04-->

DrunkenGoddess
and the next time i meet a TERRY, i will make sure he becomes incapable of having children in the future  <!--emo&:devil:--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/devil.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':devil:'><!--endemo-->
so TERRY.. when do you want to meet up? would you like me to bring scissors or a butcher knife?   <!--emo&:sly:--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sly.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':sly:'><!--endemo-->

REFLUX
hahahahaah
funny u say that.....cuz i DON'T want to have kids
cept i wouldn't trust my balls with you

by the way Pegs...do you know wat "the rake" is???
cuz im' sure u'd b an expert "raker"
HAHAHAHAAHA

DrunkenGoddess
the rakes that you rake leaves with? what? haha.. i'm confused =P
hahaha.. you want me to cut them off with a rake? ^-^
rake them off?
hahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->

REFLUX
damn Pegs......u got one helluva imagination!!
LOL



<!--EDIT|REFLUX|April 21 2002,20:28-->

DrunkenGoddess
hahahaha  <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->
you're the one who brought it up!! =P the rake?  <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo-->

REFLUX
lol

ohoh!

Nathan
sounds dorky

siopao
barb.

DrunkenGoddess
celeste?

(sounds like molest =P)

BlueTurboEGG
Nana Visitor...

REFLUX
Barb & Celeste are nasty names!!
ahahaha sick

BENJAMIN!! now THAT is geek central
ben is fine, benny's alrite, but no benjamin

i'm not a real Patrick person either

masterv
Bettina

REFLUX
Paulina

BlueTurboEGG
That former Oiler Miroslav Satan....

REFLUX
Satan??? LOL <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->

Milorad

Bimmer
You know, Bettina and Paulina are probably some hot Russian chicks that you both now insulted. hahaha

masterv
i think TinmaN is the gayest name... <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->

REFLUX
quote:
Originally posted by -TinmaN
You know, Bettina and Paulina are probably some hot Russian chicks that you both now insulted. hahaha

*snaps fingers* oh well....too bad im already taken <!--emo&;)--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'><!--endemo-->

Bimmer
quote:
Originally posted by -masterv
i think TinmaN is the gayest name... <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://asianet.ca/images/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->

haha.. i don't think masterv is much better ... lol..

masterv
oh?

REFLUX
Jacqueline




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